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Lifer
Nov 30, 2020
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Newbie at fishing has absolutely no luck so decides to take a break and check the others fishing nearby.

Comes to a person with a good haul.
So he asks "Sir, can you tell me what bait you're using ?"
"Why sure. No mystery - I own a chicken shop and use the discarded bits. Works all the time"

Walks on and comes across someone with an even bigger haul.
"Sir, may I ask the reason for your success ?"
Why, of course. I'm a surgeon and find that appendices I remove must look like big juicy worms to the fish !"

He continues on and comes to someone not only pulling them out of the water, but these are great big whoppers.
"Sir, pray tell the secret to your success ? "
"Well son, I'm a rabbi .......... ! "