The Irish Condor thread title reminded me of this joke.
"Did you hear about the Irishman that put his condom on backwards and went?"
"Did you hear about the Irishman that put his condom on backwards and went?"
Silly Jokes
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My wife says I have two faults. The first is that I never listen, and the second is something else.
There are two types of people in this world.
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Woman with meth in her bra arrested.
Man with crack in his underwear released after misunderstanding.
Man with crack in his underwear released after misunderstanding.
Used to feel bad for the amount of money my parents spent on my mental health treatment.
But then I remembered my mother always telling me, “You break it, you buy it.”
But then I remembered my mother always telling me, “You break it, you buy it.”
Never grew up. I just grew out. Now I’m looking for a seamstress to take me in.
I don’t care what anybody thinks, this is a well-tailored joke.
I don’t care what anybody thinks, this is a well-tailored joke.
Was out for a nice, peaceful walk in the cemetery about 7:00 a.m. today.
Passed by another man and said, “Morning.”
He said, “Nah, just walking the dog.”
Passed by another man and said, “Morning.”
He said, “Nah, just walking the dog.”
Dad used to always tell me how he replaced colons with semi-colons.
Lovely father, terrible surgeon.
Lovely father, terrible surgeon.
Did y’all hear about the babies in the nursery plotting to overthrow the government?
They’re planning a coochie coochie coup.
They’re planning a coochie coochie coup.
Grandpa was a professional zookeeper, and a good one. But Grandma always complained that he “took his work home with him.”
It was the elephant in the room.
It was the elephant in the room.
What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An electron.
An electron.
Funeral home told me they still do horse drawn funerals.
I said, “That’s wild. How does it hold the pencil?”
I said, “That’s wild. How does it hold the pencil?”
A wizard, an elf, and a hobbitt walked into a bar. Well, the wizard and the elf did.
What do you get when you cross a hog with a politician? Nothing! Because there are some things even a pig won't do!