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gord

Part of the Furniture Now
Don't do it to yourself, trust me..................
I get the chocolate note and that full burley flavour but Lordy its gots some rough edges and age doesn't assist in any way.
I'm about two pension cheques away from placing another order, so until then I'll follow your suggestion ;)

I sometimes (ie most of the time lol) like crass and barbaric. For instance, I like the composers Wagner and Bartok . . . . they are both in my top ten favourites! So are Ravel, Debussy and Webern, who are at the opposite ends of the spectrum. I suspect I'm psychotic.
 
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VDL_Piper

Lifer
Jun 4, 2021
1,500
14,605
Tasmania, Australia
I'm about two pension cheques away from placing another order, so until then I'll follow your suggestion ;)

I sometimes (ie most of the time lol) like crass and barbaric. For instance, I like the composers Wagner and Bartok . . . . they are both in my top ten favourites! So are Ravel, Debussy and Webern, who are at the opposite ends of the spectrum. I suspect I'm psychotic.
There are much better burley blends to spend your dollars on IMO and Haunted Bookshop will leave you with a broken Baton and the woodwind section sounding like its being played by a mules rear end.
 

gord

Part of the Furniture Now
There are much better burley blends to spend your dollars on IMO and Haunted Bookshop will leave you with a broken Baton and the woodwind section sounding like its being played by a mules rear end.
Well, Haunted Bookshop is about six months down my list, so I'll probably never get there. Thanks for the heads up.
 

steelarts

Might Stick Around
I have a shelf full of worst tobaccos in various genres. I keep them, in small mason jars, because I have been told here that my tastes will probably change in the future. Every now and then I will try one to see if this change has occurred yet. So far they serve as valuable negative points of comparison. The handful of tobaccos I do like (Five Brothers is one of them) seem so much better afterwards.
I honestly think our tastes might change through the early part of our lives but, by out autumn years they are pretty much set. However, that’s not to say we can’t try adapting something to fit our tastes. when I first tried Peterson’s De Luxe Navy Rolls I was completely underwhelmed; it reminded me too much of cigarettes. Someone suggested I leave it a few months and to try adding a vanilla pod. I did so and also added some coffee beans. The result is amazing and I now love it.
 

FLDRD

Lifer
Oct 13, 2021
2,229
9,037
Arkansas
Once I found out what tobacco could actually taste like, I came to despise all fruity type of aromatics. Even some classics like Cult Blood Red Moon, Royal Yacht, and others with that apricot... Gathered them up and gave them away. I may still have more lurking on my shelves that will be passed along.

The one that mystifies me is Briar Fox. A few years back I tried 1, maybe 2 tins of it. I was certain I could/would/should like it. Out of all the bowls I tried and tried, only a couple of them were acceptable. I can't remember why I thought I was really going to enjoy it, but I may even have a few tins in the cellar with some age on them now. They may find a new home someday.
 

condorlover1

Lifer
Dec 22, 2013
8,477
30,021
New York
I forgot to add that plum flavored cat vomit - Erinmore Mixture. I purchased a tin and really tried to like it, I even purchase a 1 Lb bag Gawith & Hogwarts Broken No: 7 since @simong told me that by adding a flake to a bowl full sort of dialed it back to how it tasted in the early 1980s. This resulted in me loving Broken Flake No: 7 and donating the tin of Erinmore Mixture to some fellow on here. I have had Erinmore Plug and that was just amazing which is probably why it's not made anymore. The Mixture version of Erinmore is like sucking warm something or other into your mouth via your pipe with a flavor profile that I blush to describe.
 

Friendly Piper

Starting to Get Obsessed
Sep 22, 2023
102
680
Northern Virginia
G.L. Pease “The Virginia Cream,” which is tragic because it’s the only one of his blends I don’t at least like (and I adore a few of them). I’m not questioning the quality, but there’s something in there that tears my mouth up.

For me, it’s like smoking a blister agent.
 
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WerewolfOfLondon

Part of the Furniture Now
Jun 8, 2023
522
1,727
London
Molta Dolce. I would say Haunted B as well, but at least the latter resembles tobacco. MD has to be the most disgusting concoction I have ever come across. The residue it leaves on the inside of the bowl after 'smoking' this crap is like the slurry you see birds covered in after an oil spill. I knew the so-called purity laws we are meant to have here in the UK were a load of bollocks when this shite came on the market. It wouldn't pass sillage purity laws. If you feed it to an animal you'd be done for cruelty. The very thought of it makes me gag, truly red rotten.
 

ChessNut

Lurker
Apr 14, 2020
13
35
New York City
I desperately wanted to find an old time codger blend that I could fall in love with. I tried Granger and could never finish a bowl. It's been around forever so alot of guys must like it. It's just not for me.
 
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