Looks Like the New Neighbors are....Trash

[weezell]

you don’t expose yourself and piss on my lawn.

TWICE (once would have done it!)... ?

 

[scloyd]

Just heard from the guy next door, his wife was out on there screened in porch, and someone from across the street walked over and started taking a piss on the lawn right between our properties.

I wouldn't worry about it until I saw it for myself. If I did see it, that's when I'd confront them about it.

 

[anotherbob]

Is it the actual urine in your yard that bothers you? Or, is it like being dominated in the act, like when dogs posture for dominance? Or, is it something BIGGER that is more worrisome, like, maybe if he will pee in your yard, how will he act to your wife and kids?

Maybe try peeing in his yard?

Or, next time he pees, go out wearing a labcoat and gloves with a little stainless steel spoon and dig it up and make a big show of putting it into a sample jar, like they use at the urologist. Refuse to answer his questions, just write something on the jar and slip it into a large manila envelope, and quietly go back inside.

or if he lives in the U.s. he could buy his kids a camera and play the game of take a picture of the most interesting thing in the backyard then send the cops the pics and tell them your kid took the pictures while playing in the yard. I mean that's certainly the nuclear option but then they'll probably have to move. No I don't suggest doing that. Just trying to promote creative acts of vengeance.

 

[anotherbob]

I wouldn't worry about it until I saw it for myself. If I did see it, that's when I'd confront them about it.

good point. Who knows maybe the neighbor that reported it is insane, or a jerk trying to start something? maybe they thought they saw something but where wrong about what they saw.

 

[lochinvar]

Familiarity breeds contempt. I figure why meet new people, I know too many now.

Watch and see if they piss is the same place and lay some electric fence on the ground and cover with grass clippings.

 

[anotherbob]

Familiarity breeds contempt. I figure why meet new people, I know too many now.

Watch and see if they piss is the same place and lay some electric fence on the ground and cover with grass clippings.

that might open a legal can of oh shit, depending on where he lives. At least if he consulted a lawyer about it the lawyer would have at least one funny work story.

 

[BROBS]

My wife thinks I'm a horrible neighbor because I do not like talking to neighbors. Fortunately I live in a neighborhood that was built for privacy and most of my neighbors want nothing to do with anyone either. I will wave and do a, "Isn't this weather great?" once in a while but from experience, I do not want friends as neighbors and neighbors as friends.
I paid a lot of money and holy-moly taxes to live in the neighborhood I live in. It took me a long time and a lot of work to get here. Pissing in public around here isn't going to cut it. I'd use the police, tell the non-public pissing neighbors about it and make it known that they moved into the wrong neighborhood.

And blast them with a clarinet solo

 

[BROBS]

that might open a legal can of oh shit, depending on where he lives. At least if he consulted a lawyer about it the lawyer would have at least one funny work story.

Booby traps of any kind are unfortunately, illegal.

 

[anotherbob]

Booby traps of any kind are unfortunately, illegal.

There is always a way if you're clever enough. For example ground hogs hate getting peed on. So kidnap a groundhog and give it a new home

 

[lochinvar]

that might open a legal can of oh shit, depending on where he lives. At least if he consulted a lawyer about it the lawyer would have at least one funny work story.

Sorry guys I thought it was understood we are to follow the 11th Commandment in all actions, "Thou shalt not get caught."

When you hear a yowl or smell burning meat go roll it in

 

[anotherbob]

Sorry guys I thought it was understood we are to follow the 11th Commandment in all actions, "Thou shalt not get caught."

When you hear a yowl or smell burning meat go roll it in

seems kind of hard in this case. And many of the shittiest people I've known who scoff at laws and rules will use the rules and laws the moment it suits their stupid needs.

 

[3rdguy]

I would do the security camera thing hoosier stated but post the videos here for us to comment on. As far as the baked pie..

 

[BROBS]

I would do the security camera thing hoosier stated but post the videos here for us to comment on. As far as the baked pie..

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Mmmmmmmmmm ?

 

[BarrelProof]

Passive aggressive is your play. I watched as my neighbor let his dog shit in my yard. I don’t mind if that happens, just pick it up. He walked off and left it right in my front yard. Two days later, after I saw him get home from work, I walked over, knocked on his door, and delivered the shit back to him in a box wrapped like a gift with an envelope taped to it. Inside the envelope was this note:

 

[bullet08]

Passive aggressive is your play. I watched as my neighbor let his dog shit in my yard. I don’t mind if that happens, just pick it up. He walked off and left it right in my front yard. Two days later, after I saw him get home from work, I walked over, knocked on his door, and delivered the shit back to him in a box wrapped like a gift with an envelope taped to it. Inside the envelope was this note:

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Had same thing happened. Luckily, I was on front porch smoking pipe. I yelled as loud as I could "pick that shit up!" It was a nice day and lot of people were out. They all looked over. Yeah, he picked it up and went away. I hate idiots that think they are sneaky.

 

[telescopes]

Here’s what I have learned reading this thread: Whatever you guys are putting into your pipes and smoking, it isn’t making you more friendly.?

 

[telescopes]

Maybe too much DFK?

 

[anotherbob]

Maybe too much DFK?

yeah well looking at that picture I am pretty sure you just dropped off you last annoying neighbor in whatever body of water that is. It's mostly in the body language.

 

[bullet08]

yeah well looking at that picture I am pretty sure you just dropped off you last annoying neighbor in whatever body of water that is. It's mostly in the body language.

Concrete boots are hard to take off. Specially when they are imitating Houdini.

 

[rajangan]

Passive aggressive is your play. I watched as my neighbor let his dog shit in my yard. I don’t mind if that happens, just pick it up. He walked off and left it right in my front yard. Two days later, after I saw him get home from work, I walked over, knocked on his door, and delivered the shit back to him in a box wrapped like a gift with an envelope taped to it. Inside the envelope was this note:

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This is beautiful. Pure artistry.