Your Least Favorite Tobacco

[donjgiles]

Sort of like that five buck a minute Limey woman some guys pick up at a bar when the lights go up at 2 a.m.

It is much better to approach BEFORE the lights go up, umm, I mean, so I hear...

 

[Saintwilliam]

Autumns Evening actually made me feel sick... I pitched most of it

 

[rushx9]

Two immediately come to mind; Dunhill’s NightCap and Rattray’s Exotic Orange.
Somewhere out there, somebody is mixing these two and simply loving it.

This would likely be me! Haven't tried Exotic Orange yet but it's high on the list. I love mixing a bit of SG Firedance Flake with some BS 759 Match and I'm sure some folks have similar hatred for those 2?

 

[condorlover1]

I can think of a few more that I find nauseating. Yachtsman Plug is another. You need a buzz saw to slice the stuff up with and it tastes like smoking a bowl of smegma!

 

[logs]

Autumns Evening actually made me feel sick... I pitched most of it

Go on and pitch the rest, it's not gonna get better.

 

[BROBS]

I like all three that you mentioned. I suggest you buy Non Plus Ultra and wage botanical warfare against your friends by gifting it to them.

Ok this has been driving me crazy...
What the hell is up with this tobacco’s name?

 

[Saintwilliam]

Go on and pitch the rest, it's not gonna get better.

Yeah I was so pumped for it! But no...

 

[JimInks]

Ok this has been driving me crazy...
What the hell is up with this tobacco’s name?

They used Holly's lower region sweat to sauce the blend with.

 

[canadianpuffer]

Esoterica Kingsbridge hands down. I opened the bag, wretched in my mouth. Got some fresh air, and jarred it up. 6 months later I built up the courage to try it again. Packed a pipe - with vicks vapo rub under my nostrils to drown out the smell. Lit the bowl. Took 2 puffs and threw out the pipe with the still smouldering leaf.
For those curious, it smelled like fermented decay of roadkill. Like Han Solo’s reaction to cutting open the tauntaun in empire strikes back.

 

[brian64]

There are several new Jim Inks quotes in this thread that we need on mugs & t-shirts.

 

[dcicero]

So far, by far, Grousemoor.

 

[condorlover1]

What about Clan. That one has a special place in hell. It is not unlike smoking shit from the devils own herd!

 

[weezell]

^^^^How you really feel Brother!...

 

[condorlover1]

I just did Brother!

 

[BROBS]

I have a jar of Clan cellared. For real.

 

[BROBS]

$300. It’s rare.

 

[weezell]

Royal Yuck. I've said it before and I'll say it again. That stuff is grim, burns too hot and tastes like you've sucked the fart out of a constipated swan. I would rather have may ball sack stapled to the floor whilst being buggered by a gnome wearing a barbed wire condom than smoke that stuff.

Classic...(as ONLY he can)...

 

[wordheavy]

If I had to say, I'd say Cult Blood Red Moon. It came so highly recommended, yet I could not understand her. I was already struggling to enjoy most aros and figured what the heck, gave her lots of chances. Just not my type I guess. I'm not knocking her she just isn't for me.

 

[JimInks]

There are several new Jim Inks quotes in this thread that we need on mugs & t-shirts.

Oh, good God!

 

[mingc]

OK, now I'm wanting some of that Holly's Non Plus Ultra. After all, there's nothing better! Where can I get some? SP and Esterval no longer even list it.