Your Least Favorite Tobacco

[JimInks]

I was about to say all this hate has me curious to try, since I usually enjoy polarizing flavors, but you've about convinced me... if someone enjoys Grasmere, 1792, and Condor, is there a chance they'd like it? Or is it just some totally deeper level of hell?

I like all three that you mentioned. I suggest you buy Non Plus Ultra and wage botanical warfare against your friends by gifting it to them.

 

[jmill208]

Germain’s Plum Cake Mixture is one of only a handful of tins of tobacco that I ever pitched immediately in the trash.

That was about 10 years ago. I’d almost like to try it again just to confirm my hatred.

 

[supperthyme]

Most heavily cased black cavendish aros are too much for me.

 

[lightmybriar]

A local B&M was selling Sutliff Great Outdoors for $5 a tin. Figured it was worth a try at that price!

Gag!

Smoked one bowl, got angry, and set it aside. Gave it another try a few days later and threw it in the garbage. Yikes! Did not agree with me at all!

 

[condorlover1]

Royal Yuck. I've said it before and I'll say it again. That stuff is grim, burns too hot and tastes like you've sucked the fart out of a constipated swan. I would rather have may ball sack stapled to the floor whilst being buggered by a gnome wearing a barbed wire condom than smoke that stuff.

 

[sablebrush52]

I hate to think what's in the Plus Ultra.

Go to tobaccoreviews.com and read the reviews for this. They're hilarious.

 

[sablebrush52]

Without a doubt, Germain's Balkna Sobranie. To me it tastes like nothing so much as gasoline infused puppy farts.

 

[logs]

gasoline infused puppy farts.

My favorite flavor! I may have to check this shit out.

 

[badbeard]

Velvet. There is a weird tang in there that reminds me of Kraft Blue Cheese dressing.

 

[geo4]

Dunhill (STG) Three-Year Matured Virginia
Dunhill (STG) Ready Rubbed

I really did not care for Mac Baren Virginia No. 1, Lane MV-1000, or Rattray's MacBeth either.

 

[derhammer]

For me it was Blackhouse and Magnum Opus. It was so painful to finish the tin

 

[hauntedmyst]

No longer made, Caminetto Barolo. It smelled and tasted (I imagine) what a cherry disinfectant urinal disk would taste like and had tongue bite that left my mouth scorched worse than a drone did to Soleimani.

 

[brooklynpiper]

Fusilier's Ration.

Beautiful tin art, but, at least my tin, was the strongest licorice smell I've gotten from anything ever. It tasted like leathery licorice-flavored latakia and licorice. I'm half certain something went wrong in the manufacturing

 

[geo4]

I forgot about Dunhill (STG) Ye Olde Signe. Really, every Dunhill blend, except for Dark Flake and Navy Rolls. Nightcap was OK. I tend to be good at weeding out blends that I will not like though. I've never been a smoker of aromatics.

 

[logs]

THREE STAR BLUE

 

[rmpeeps]

Two immediately come to mind; Dunhill’s NightCap and Rattray’s Exotic Orange.
Somewhere out there, somebody is mixing these two and simply loving it.

 

[brian64]

Go to tobaccoreviews.com and read the reviews for this. They're hilarious.

LOL...some good laughs there for sure...very entertaining reviews:

Dan Tobacco - Holly's Non Plus Ultra - Tobacco Reviews - https://www.tobaccoreviews.com/blend/407/dan-tobacco-hollys-non-plus-ultra

 

[alaskanpiper]

Go to tobaccoreviews.com and read the reviews for this. They're hilarious.

“I’d rather smoke the powdered brains of my own children”

Thats a legit testament to awfulness. I kind of want this blend now.

 

[Chasing Embers]

“I’d rather smoke the powdered brains of my own children”

Thats a legit testament to awfulness. I kind of want this blend now.

There was one on pipestud's site the other day.

 

[alaskanpiper]

There was one on pipestud's site the other day.

Whoa whoa whoa. I said I kind of want it. Not I kind of want to buy it, haha.

I have way too much good tobacco I’ll likely never live to smoke to be adding shitty tobacco I’ll likely never smoke again in this life or the next.

It’d be interesting to try though. You know, change my whole perspective on shit, as Hansel would say.