Your Least Favorite Tobacco

[cortezattic]

Least favorite:

Aromatics​

Lakelands​

Latakias​

 

[mikefu]

Anything cherry except GH Top Black Cherry. Most fruit flavored blends. Stokkebye Black Currant may be the worst. They all taste of bad cough drops.

 

[dquisenberry]

I have a lot of tobacco and don’t hate any of it but penzance does nothing for me. Very one dimensional. Luckily I stored up a bunch in late 90s/earl 2000d and have gotten a lot of blends I enjoy in exchange for it.

 

[ray47]

Threw this one in the trash after just one smoke. It left a bad taste in my mouth and certainly didn't taste like cherry to me.

 

[JimInks]

I hate to think what's in the Plus Ultra.

Brontosaurus excrement.

 

[kcghost]

God do I loathe Stonehaven!

 

[crawdad]

At the risk of being publicly stoned, I found Haunted Bookshop utterly one dimensional. I'm not sure if the tin was a bad one or it is just me. I still try it from time to time and it has not improved with age or technique.

 

[crawdad]

Holly's Non Plus Ultra. It's made with Jimmy Hoffa bones, creosote, and the butt hairs of skunks.

Don't hold back, Jim.

Is this a blurb from your review?

 

[Casual]

Visions of Celephaïs. Grape Koolaid with a cigar butt in it.

 

[smokiespipesmoker123]

Christmas Morning by Georgetown Tobacconist. Syrupy bitey poo in a bowl

 

[prairiedruid]

Borkum Riff Whiskey, hell all Borkum Riff varieties, rather lick a toad's ass.

 

[rushx9]

I love light-medium Balkans/Englishes but EMP does nothing for me. Hot and flavorless compared to Presbyterian, Squadron Leader, Standard Mixture Mellow, Durbar or anything else commonly compared to it.

 

[twofocused]

I don't care for straight Virginia or Va-Per's as of now. I have each cellar to come back to it later. Maybe with some age on it I will.

Make sure and revisit them in 6 months. I wasn’t a VA fan but now love Elizabethan.

 

[JimInks]

Don't hold back, Jim.

Is this a blurb from your review?

If I wrote subjective reviews, you'd be surprised at what all I could say about some blends. I generally shy away from giving opinions on blends, but in this case, I thought I'd have a little fun for a change. Btw, I sent some of Non Plus Ultra to a couple of people who wanted to try when I told them how bad it was. One of them called me up and said, "Hey, man! I thought we were friends and you sent me this blend?" I said, "Be careful what you ask for, buddy! This will teach you to not to doubt me again." I think he gets out of the sanitarium next month.

 

[grumpyoltroll]

Autumn Evening. It was one of the first buys when I started and I regretted it. When back to it just recently and still can't stand it.

 

[rushx9]

If I wrote subjective reviews, you'd be surprised at what all I could say about some blends. I generally shy away from giving opinions on blends, but in this case, I thought I'd have a little fun for a change. Btw, I sent some of Non Plus Ultra to a couple of people who wanted to try when I told them how bad it was. One of them called me up and said, "Hey, man! I thought we were friends and you sent me this blend?" I said, "Be careful what you ask for, buddy! This will teach you to not to doubt me again." I think he gets out of the sanitarium next month.

I was about to say all this hate has me curious to try, since I usually enjoy polarizing flavors, but you've about convinced me... if someone enjoys Grasmere, 1792, and Condor, is there a chance they'd like it? Or is it just some totally deeper level of hell?

 

[rushx9]

Oh, I almost forgot about D&R Picayune. Tasted like leaf compost and fish flakes and left me feeling like somebody just tap-danced on my nut sack.

 

[stbruno70]

Clan.

I defy anybody to produce anything worse.

Don't believe me? Read this:

OVERWHELMINGLY PUTRID

 

[Chasing Embers]

Clan

Is it available in the US?

 

[sandollars]

Clan.

I defy anybody to produce anything worse.

Don't believe me? Read this:

OVERWHELMINGLY PUTRID

"Perfumed Puke in a Pouch" Eew..... ???