I now realise Hansom isn't the same as Gawith No. 27 Perique Flake but to be honest I'd still buy some even if it was as it has a special tin. I love special editions, i just can't resist, I think it might be to do with my addictive personality and also because I'm a sucker.
*Bring Bring, Bring Bring*
-"Hello?"
-"Hi is that Chris?"
-"Speaking."
-"Hello there, this is the Tobacco Shop. We're just ringing round letting our 'special' customers know we've got a new limited edition tobacco in stock."
-"Sounds interesting, what is it?"
-"Mac Baren HH Pure Virginia special edition."
-"Wow that does sound interesting! Is it a plug instead of a flake? Like the Old Dark Fired one they did last year?"
-"No It's the same as regular HH Pure Virginia but.......... The tins are numbered!"
-"Wait a minute let me get this straight, it's exactly the same tobacco inside the tin as regular Pure Virginia?"
-"Yes, but......... The tins are numbered!"
-"Yeah I'm not interested, that's nonsense!"
-"Ahhh but the tins are numbered 0001 to 9999 which means there's a very, very, very slight chance you'd get a tin with your birthday on! 0602 isn't it?"
-"Yes, yes it is. Ummm yeah I'm definitely interested, errr I'll have to move some things around, sell the family silver and see if the bloodbank is still open. To be honest I'd get down the red light district and sell my arse but I'm afraid I could work there all day and not raise enough for a single tin."
-"Ugly are we Sir?"
-"Yeah just a bit. Give me an hour to sort something out but I'll tell you now I'll take at least a 100 tins, more if I can raise the funds."
-"Look seeing as you're a very special customer I'll give you an hour but hurry! They're going like hot cakes because....... The tins are numbered!"
-"Yeah you don't need to keep saying that as I'm sold. What rational human being wouldn't be? Just a quick question before you go, do they buy people's kidneys down the bloodbank?"
-"I don't think so Sir but it's worth a try, what with........The tins being"
-"Numbered, yes I know. Speak to you in an hour."
-"Hurry Sir there's someone on the other line who wants a 1000.
-"Ok ok! I'm going I'm going! Speak to you soon, oh and thanks for thinking of me, bye."
*CLICK*
*Bring Bring, Bring Bring*
-"Hello?"
-"Hi is that Chris?"
-"Speaking."
-"Hello there, this is the Tobacco Shop. We're just ringing round letting our 'special' customers know we've got a new limited edition tobacco in stock."
-"Sounds interesting, what is it?"
-"Mac Baren HH Pure Virginia special edition."
-"Wow that does sound interesting! Is it a plug instead of a flake? Like the Old Dark Fired one they did last year?"
-"No It's the same as regular HH Pure Virginia but.......... The tins are numbered!"
-"Wait a minute let me get this straight, it's exactly the same tobacco inside the tin as regular Pure Virginia?"
-"Yes, but......... The tins are numbered!"
-"Yeah I'm not interested, that's nonsense!"
-"Ahhh but the tins are numbered 0001 to 9999 which means there's a very, very, very slight chance you'd get a tin with your birthday on! 0602 isn't it?"
-"Yes, yes it is. Ummm yeah I'm definitely interested, errr I'll have to move some things around, sell the family silver and see if the bloodbank is still open. To be honest I'd get down the red light district and sell my arse but I'm afraid I could work there all day and not raise enough for a single tin."
-"Ugly are we Sir?"
-"Yeah just a bit. Give me an hour to sort something out but I'll tell you now I'll take at least a 100 tins, more if I can raise the funds."
-"Look seeing as you're a very special customer I'll give you an hour but hurry! They're going like hot cakes because....... The tins are numbered!"
-"Yeah you don't need to keep saying that as I'm sold. What rational human being wouldn't be? Just a quick question before you go, do they buy people's kidneys down the bloodbank?"
-"I don't think so Sir but it's worth a try, what with........The tins being"
-"Numbered, yes I know. Speak to you in an hour."
-"Hurry Sir there's someone on the other line who wants a 1000.
-"Ok ok! I'm going I'm going! Speak to you soon, oh and thanks for thinking of me, bye."
*CLICK*