I logged on this morning to 63 alerts. I was afraid to check out this thread, because I thought that I must have pissed some people off to get that many alerts, ha ha.
It's comical to say that anyone has the absolute best anything. Have they really compared it to every podunk town's pizzeria across the country? I mean, really, there's some really fantastic cooking going on everywhere across the country. And, what the hell does "best" mean. I might just not like what a Californian thinks is great pizza. I definitely don't agree with what a Chicagoan thinks is great pizza.
You guys just all need to come down here to Alabama. Unless you can work remotely, you'll probably be taking a pay cut, but we still have lots of nice houses below 100,000. You guys can stay in my barn till you get on your feet. But, if you are still here in the Spring, I will need you to help out with planting.
We have the Briary, and a tobacco store of some sort in every little strip mall. if you are nice about it, most places will let you smoke your pipe. If you get bored you can drive down to some of the nicest beaches in the world. Or, spend a day hiking the mountains. If you are going to hunt my deer, just leave the dogs out of it. That's my pet peeve is people hunting deer with dogs. I've fired quite a few warning shots at guys cutting through my land with dogs.
Oh, and don't piss in the ashtrays. You can just leave all of those big city habits behind you. This is civilization.