This spring I'll tell my wife we need a new lawnmower. A guy that I work with told me he needs a new lawn mower. His mower costs $3,000. Mine would cost $300. I buy the one he needs with credit card for him and sell it for $2,400. I purchase a new mower for us at $300 netting me $2,100. The cost of an estate pipe. Problem solved. She'll never know the difference.
This is the lawn mower type I use
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I call this it a win win. He gets mower, I get Pipe. Who knows what this pipe could be worth in 5 years anyway.