No matter the blend, it's always D.
A Bar Exam for Pipesmokers
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I do an alcohol soak.
You will join an online pipe community because:
A: You want to learn everything you can about pipe smoking.
B: Your life is too long.
C: You're looking for an argument.
D: You had imaginary friends as a child.
E: Your mileage always varies.
A: You want to learn everything you can about pipe smoking.
B: Your life is too long.
C: You're looking for an argument.
D: You had imaginary friends as a child.
E: Your mileage always varies.
Do you use phrases such as: "I dare say" or words like "indubitability" or "forthwith"?
She loves both! She's a fan of just about all of my hobbies and finds something interesting about each one. She even listens to vinyl with me while we play board games and I smoke my pipes. It always makes for a great time.
I cheated and started buying records that she likes to involve her more. Now she asks to throw on Bill Evans or Jim Hall instead. I've done well
When a forum member busts your balls about preferring aromatics, what is the best response?
A) Use the poo emoticon
B) Use the poo emoticon liberally
C) All of the above
A) Use the poo emoticon
B) Use the poo emoticon liberally
C) All of the above
Or answer with "affirmative"?
I think I have run out of stuff to add to this thread!
True or false, pipes are dishwasher safe?
Do you call children rapscallions? Ruffians? Have you ever chortled or looked bemused?
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I don't believe you!
You exit a downtown saloon late at night and almost immediately spot a man across the street lighting what appears to be a tobacco pipe. Your first thought is to:
A. Call the police. It's probably some depraved specimen of humanity loitering and smoking crack.
B. Catch the scent and verify that it's a fellow connoisseur of fine tobacco. So, at the risk of being thought a little too friendly for that part of town, you cross the street and try to establish some sort of rapport by uttering common pipe smoking banalities.
C. Try to get sober. A flickering remnant of clarity reveals that the pipe smoker is none other than your own reflection in a shop window, a mistake anyone could make.
D. Ignore the bastard. There hasn't been another pipe smoker in the area for 17 years, and there's no reason to think there's another one now.
A. Call the police. It's probably some depraved specimen of humanity loitering and smoking crack.
B. Catch the scent and verify that it's a fellow connoisseur of fine tobacco. So, at the risk of being thought a little too friendly for that part of town, you cross the street and try to establish some sort of rapport by uttering common pipe smoking banalities.
C. Try to get sober. A flickering remnant of clarity reveals that the pipe smoker is none other than your own reflection in a shop window, a mistake anyone could make.
D. Ignore the bastard. There hasn't been another pipe smoker in the area for 17 years, and there's no reason to think there's another one now.
Love this thread! Have been laughing my rear off! Here!s a test question for you.
Which of these is used in pipe maintenance and preservation?
A mineral oil
B flint oil
C obsidian oil
D crude oil
What part of the pipe is it used on, and for what?
Which of these is used in pipe maintenance and preservation?
A mineral oil
B flint oil
C obsidian oil
D crude oil
What part of the pipe is it used on, and for what?
Only whilst pointing my pipe in an authoritative manner.
Sir you have insulted my sensibility's, I challenge you to a duel.
I'll take "C" for the win.
Aren't teeth like meerschaum?
I'm looking for one that likes to wear vinyl ... but that is something completely different ...