Category Archives: Pipe Smoking Satire

Ask Hank 13: Pipe Slobs and Armed Revolutions

A. Miller I’m in a hammock in a valley near the top of a mountain about 30 minutes from my home. I’m overlooking a particularly spacious piece of land filled […]

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Ask Hank 12: Ultra Marathons

A. Miller I sat on a chair in the middle of my large grassy backyard yesterday in shorts and t-shirt. This morning I find myself in flannel shirts and long […]

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Ask Hank 11: Shame, Guilt, and Glorious Vanity

A. Miller I complained to a friend recently about the stresses I have at the day job and he looked at me as though I was nuts. “There is a […]

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Ask Hank 10: The Tobacco-Pocalypse

A. Miller It’s sunny and my grass has gotten too long. I could be mowing but instead I’m writing a column about pipes and pipe tobacco because I can. My […]

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Ask Hank 9: Flannel, Spinach, and Evil Scheming

A. Miller My pile of estate cobs arrived from E-Bay a few weeks ago, and they’re really pretty incredible. It’s amazing how well a cob can last if well maintained. […]

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Ask Hank #8: Accidental Connoisseurs of Foul Pipe Juice

A. Miller Summer is finally here in full force and I’ve had the joy of seasonal allergies to combat while trying to slip in a few puffs from my pipe. […]

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Ask Hank 7: Gorgeous Curves

A. Miller There is an election happening. I know about it because all the news I see is either about the upcoming president, or a long-dead founding father named Hamilton. […]

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Ask Hank 6: Hammocks, Igloos, and Sour Pipes

A. Miller The weather has finally turned, although I do expect at least one more snow this year. I just got a great deal on a house in the neighborhood […]

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Ask Hank 5: Neener Neener Neener

A. Miller About eight months ago I took a new job working at a small tech startup. It’s been absolutely nuts and I’ve barely been able to keep up with […]

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Ask Hank #4

A. Miller I was taking a nap on a lazy Saturday and woke up to the sun shining through my windows. Given the 18 inches of snow we had on […]

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