"Here Lies the Remains of Steven Gervais.....
Aspire to be Like Him, For The Earth Will Still Need Some Good Men to Carry Forth and Prosper"
Aspire to be Like Him, For The Earth Will Still Need Some Good Men to Carry Forth and Prosper"
Your Epitaph
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Yeah, I am pretty sure I am going to be cremated. What they do with the ashes is their business.
You just had to ruin his epitaph.
“Pepperoni and sa
something akin to that.
something akin to that.
But no pollutants with any ecological effect though... so your safe from hell!
Elemental makeup of human ashes:
- Phosphate 47.5%
- Calcium 25.3%
- Sulfate (Sulphate) 11.00%
- Potassium 3.69%
- Sodium 1.12%
- Chloride 1.00%
- Silica 0.9%
- Aluminum Oxide 0.72%
- Magnesium 0.418%
- Iron Oxide 0.118%
- Zinc 0.0342%
- Titanium Oxide 0.0260%
- Barium 0.0066%
- Antimony 0.0035%
- Chromium 0.0018%
- Copper 0.0017%
- Manganese 0.0013%
- Lead 0.0008%
- Tin 0.0005%
- Vanadium 0.0002%
- Beryllium <0.0001%
- Mercury <0.00001%
My plans are to also be cremated...but I think a good epitaph would be..
"Experience is a Hard Teacher! She gives the Test First, and the lessons Afterwards!"
"Experience is a Hard Teacher! She gives the Test First, and the lessons Afterwards!"
Your answer reminds me of a joke:
A little boy went to his first day of school. At the end of the day, he was met by his mother at the school bus stop. The mother asked, "So how was it?" The boy replied, "It was ok, I guess, but thank God it's over with!"
Good riddance to a waste of space. That's mine, give me 20 more years and maybe that'll change. I work every day to change it.
Not mine dammit, the others, the living!
Funerals and tombstones are for the lively and quick on the top side of the sod.
What a much poorer world we’d live in, without old cemeteries to roam on Decoration Day.
I want to be cremated and placed in the garden where tomatoes are grown so everyone can eat me.
I would like a headstone large enough to have all my Pipes Mag thread titles inscribed on them with PM thread title capitalization protocols respected of course.
Ha ha. Now that's a plaque to admire!
Have you read about the man behind it?
Jamie Maslin - Wikipedia
Fooled me, I thought it was realHa ha. Now that's a plaque to admire!
Have you read about the man behind it?
Jamie Maslin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Yeah, the idea of rotting slowly doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather be burned and scattered in the sea than end up as worm food. Sorry worms
