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monty55

Lifer
Apr 16, 2014
1,722
3,560
65
Bryan, Texas
Given my plans the be cremated the most appropriate epitaph would be:

NOW POLLUTING YOUR FAVORITE STREAM

But no pollutants with any ecological effect though... so your safe from hell!

Elemental makeup of human ashes:
  • Phosphate 47.5%
  • Calcium 25.3%
  • Sulfate (Sulphate) 11.00%
  • Potassium 3.69%
  • Sodium 1.12%
  • Chloride 1.00%
  • Silica 0.9%
  • Aluminum Oxide 0.72%
  • Magnesium 0.418%
  • Iron Oxide 0.118%
  • Zinc 0.0342%
  • Titanium Oxide 0.0260%
  • Barium 0.0066%
  • Antimony 0.0035%
  • Chromium 0.0018%
  • Copper 0.0017%
  • Manganese 0.0013%
  • Lead 0.0008%
  • Tin 0.0005%
  • Vanadium 0.0002%
  • Beryllium <0.0001%
  • Mercury <0.00001%
Everything a growing Earth needs!
 

Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
4,759
13,783
Humansville Missouri
I'm not judging here, but rather curious how others perceive death.

Do you really believe that a box or urn with your ashes in it will enable your consciousness to watch anything that happens after you pass?

Not mine dammit, the others, the living!

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Funerals and tombstones are for the lively and quick on the top side of the sod.

What a much poorer world we’d live in, without old cemeteries to roam on Decoration Day.