Your Epitaph

[gervais]

"Here Lies the Remains of Steven Gervais.....
Aspire to be Like Him, For The Earth Will Still Need Some Good Men to Carry Forth and Prosper"

 

[kcghost]

Yeah, I am pretty sure I am going to be cremated. What they do with the ashes is their business.

 

[brian64]

I cared Olkofri....

I cared.

You just had to ruin his epitaph.

 

[username]

“Pepperoni and sa something akin to that.

 

[monty55]

Given my plans the be cremated the most appropriate epitaph would be:

NOW POLLUTING YOUR FAVORITE STREAM

But no pollutants with any ecological effect though... so your safe from hell!

Elemental makeup of human ashes:

• Phosphate 47.5%
• Calcium 25.3%
• Sulfate (Sulphate) 11.00%
• Potassium 3.69%
• Sodium 1.12%
• Chloride 1.00%
• Silica 0.9%
• Aluminum Oxide 0.72%
• Magnesium 0.418%
• Iron Oxide 0.118%
• Zinc 0.0342%
• Titanium Oxide 0.0260%
• Barium 0.0066%
• Antimony 0.0035%
• Chromium 0.0018%
• Copper 0.0017%
• Manganese 0.0013%
• Lead 0.0008%
• Tin 0.0005%
• Vanadium 0.0002%
• Beryllium <0.0001%
• Mercury <0.00001%

Everything a growing Earth needs!

 

[huckleberry]

My plans are to also be cremated...but I think a good epitaph would be..


"Experience is a Hard Teacher! She gives the Test First, and the lessons Afterwards!"

 

[Beowoulf]

"Thank God that's over with"

Your answer reminds me of a joke:
A little boy went to his first day of school. At the end of the day, he was met by his mother at the school bus stop. The mother asked, "So how was it?" The boy replied, "It was ok, I guess, but thank God it's over with!"

 

[captainsousie]

Good riddance to a waste of space. That's mine, give me 20 more years and maybe that'll change. I work every day to change it.

 

[Briar Lee]

I'm not judging here, but rather curious how others perceive death.

Do you really believe that a box or urn with your ashes in it will enable your consciousness to watch anything that happens after you pass?

Not mine dammit, the others, the living!



Funerals and tombstones are for the lively and quick on the top side of the sod.

What a much poorer world we’d live in, without old cemeteries to roam on Decoration Day.

 

[trouttimes]

I want to be cremated and placed in the garden where tomatoes are grown so everyone can eat me.

 

[GetOffMyLawn]

 

[Merton]

THIS IS ON ME

 

[ukbob]

Here lies a grumpy old git.

 

[philobeddoe]

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I would like a headstone large enough to have all my Pipes Mag thread titles inscribed on them with PM thread title capitalization protocols respected of course.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

This guy's family had the right idea when they donated a park bench in his memory.
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Ha ha. Now that's a plaque to admire!

Have you read about the man behind it?

Jamie Maslin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[karam]

Ideally cremation, I don't want to rot.

 

[Brendan]

"Here Lies the Remains of Steven Gervais.....
Aspire to be Like Him, For The Earth Will Still Need Some Good Men to Carry Forth and Prosper"

"He was a funny guy".

"From 'The Office' wasn't he?"

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Ha ha. Now that's a plaque to admire!

Have you read about the man behind it?

Jamie Maslin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Fooled me, I thought it was real

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Ideally cremation, I don't want to rot.

Yeah, the idea of rotting slowly doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather be burned and scattered in the sea than end up as worm food. Sorry worms