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PiperCalvinist

Starting to Get Obsessed
Apr 9, 2024
185
596
South Texas
Hear, hear! I concur.

@PiperCalvinist, yes, some pipes I find taste great from bowl one and some need ”breaking in.” I don’t know why that is.

I remember a guest on the radio show saying that for the first five bowls you just put up with it.
Right, that’s what I’ve experienced. I’ve got some pipes that I could taste no matter what I smoked in them the first 4-5 times, and other pipes that smoked great from day one (typically my cobs). It took 7-8 smokes, in a couple of my briars, before reaching the no taste zone.
 
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bpinkstaff

Can't Leave
Apr 2, 2024
439
418
Rockton, il
I don't like accidentally tipping the stem down on my Peterson System Spigot and having the accumulated moisture hit my mouth.

I don't like gurgling, though it happens infrequently for me now.

I don't like lighting a pipe in the wind. By any means. It's just annoying.

I don't like having to stop midway due to some external interruption (like work).

I don't like that many talk of unicorn blends with such reverence (Penzance anyone?) and they aren't available to me to try.

I really don't like that brick-and-mortar pipe stores are a dying breed. It is incredibly hard for me to see and touch new pipes or just browse new blends in person. End up having to do as much research as I can online and then throw a dart.

And all of that having been said, I *love* smoking my pipes.
Yes to all of this agree all drives me nuts!
 
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gord

Part of the Furniture Now
Bits of tobacco everywhere! And used pipe cleaners stink
I load into a neat little suchi dish I picked up in the market which dumps easily back into the source jar, and usually throw my pipe cleaners out into the garbage immediately after cleaning. I've seriously found out that one should be organized, at least to a degree when puffin', because things can quickly get out of hand. :)
 

slewthy

Lurker
Apr 16, 2024
15
56
Shropshire, UK
Having to hide.
I've had a bad day today. My chest feels tight and I'm super stressed. I'd love a smoke to try and unwind myself but it ain't gonna happen with a full house.
Hoping that unloading here might help...
 
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minerLuke

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jan 2, 2023
296
591
Vancouver BC
I was going to reply that there is literally nothing I dislike about smoking a pipe, there really isn't. Even the quirks I don't really mind, it's all good. Usually when I go to bed I'm excited to wake up and start another day of smoking my pipes!

But in reading through the comments I will have to agree with those who dislike the negative politics surrounding tobacco these days. I do miss the days when I could get at least some pipe tobacco locally (and without ridiculous punitive taxes stacked on) just going to the store to buy what I needed when I needed it. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate our online vendors but it would be nice to do the brick and morter experience again. Go in and look at the pipes in person, look at the tins, read labels, talk to the clerk etc. I do miss that.
 
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gord

Part of the Furniture Now
I was going to reply that there is literally nothing I dislike about smoking a pipe, there really isn't. Even the quirks I don't really mind, it's all good. Usually when I go to bed I'm excited to wake up and start another day of smoking my pipes!

But in reading through the comments I will have to agree with those who dislike the negative politics surrounding tobacco these days. I do miss the days when I could get at least some pipe tobacco locally (and without ridiculous punitive taxes stacked on) just going to the store to buy what I needed when I needed it. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate our online vendors but it would be nice to do the brick and morter experience again. Go in and look at the pipes in person, look at the tins, read labels, talk to the clerk etc. I do miss that.
I see you live in Vancouver. I live in Prince George. Yah, it's a ridiculous situation for sure in BC. My sympathies.
 
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gord

Part of the Furniture Now
Having to hide.
I've had a bad day today. My chest feels tight and I'm super stressed. I'd love a smoke to try and unwind myself but it ain't gonna happen with a full house.
Hoping that unloading here might help...
You betcha! There are many articles online touting the benefits of nicotine, which has been IMHO wrongly demonized in the media. Use your search engine and discover. You will be very pleasantly surprised.

Just take your pipe or cigar outdoors, and get some real sunlight a couple or three times a day, as well. Another one of God's gifts that has been demonized.
 
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minerLuke

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jan 2, 2023
296
591
Vancouver BC
Do you mean the metal stem of the pipe cleaner hitting the inside of the stem? I do that frequently and have never thought about it. Now I will, probably constantly and obsessively. :rolleyes:. Yikes!!
I purchased an estate pipe once that had the bottom of the chamber kind of mangled (for lack of a better term) opposite the draft hole. I wondered what on earth could have caused that, it was most likely over enthusiastic swabbing of the pipe with pipe cleaners!
 

PipeIT

Lifer
Nov 14, 2020
5,238
30,884
Hawaii
Pipe tobacco is now really irritating the roof of my mouth, so I am getting a pipe to use filters, I plan to try meerschaum filters, I’ve been told they don't mute the flavor.

So I have not been smoking the pipes much now, been smoking cigars, which I’m really enjoying getting back into cigars.
 
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