The Tobbacolypse: Would it Affect You at All?

[cigrmaster]

Harris,

How much in poundage does this represent? I'm beginning to wonder if I put away more than I think I did.

Jesse, I used to know how much a tin weighed but I have no idea now. . I used to know how much bulk I had but I do know I have over 45 pounds of it. My oldest daughter put a whole bunch of tins in my built in unit in my living room. One day my 4 kids will figure out what I have. I have so many unopened boxes in my closet I can barely get my cloths. Some boxes have 100 tins each, others have 50 and some have 35. I am physically unable to do it myself.

 

[weezell]

Never been to the mountains have you?

MMMMmmmm....yeah ( I'm from the same school as you embers). Come knock on my door... ?

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

I’d like to see what the reported 2/3/400 hundred pound cellars look like.

Here's a good portion of what I have in Indiana. I'm guessing I have around 75 pounds in our Florida home.

 

[BarrelProof]

Thank you all for posting photos. These will prove invaluable in defending my position when asked the question, “why do you need so much?” and my response, “I really don’t have THAT much!”

 

[bullet08]

Not really concerned. Smoking a bowl a day mostly, my supply will last some time. And if things really go south, will figure something out.

 

[fightnhampster]

I’d like to see what the reported 2/3/400 hundred pound cellars look like.

+1

 

[anotherbob]

I'd have to sneak in and rad some peoples cellars. The best part it would take them years to find out and I'd make it look like mice ate a few pounds

 

[krizzose]

At my current smoking rate, I’ve got enough. I’m sure I’ll still buy some more here and there to absolutely sure, but I feel a lot better now than a year ago. Two years ago I was borderline panicked

 

[Chasing Embers]

I’d like to see what the reported 2/3/400 hundred pound cellars look like.

I've mostly been smoking out of bulk bags for the past couple of years though so anything tinned or jarred will go untouched for a while to come.

 

[RonB]

I have enough to last me for the rest of my life probably but I worry about my tastes changing. What if I no longer like English blends but become an exclusive Virginia, VAPER or Dark Fired Kentucky smoker? I don't have enough of each type.

I know, I think the advice I would get here is to triple my cellar.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I know, I think the advice I would get here is to triple my cellar.

My guide was three times my body weight.

 

[Ahi Ka]

From pretty much post-tobaccolypse New Zealand, I can say that I enjoy smoking now more than ever. You adapt. Your mind shift changes. Granted I only smoke a bowl or few a day so I don’t need one of them huge cellars.

 

[F4RM3R]

I only order about 6-8 months of whole leaf at a time. But i also have a few lbs of homegrown and I'll be growing more this year. Plus i have lots of seeds. So I think I'd survive.

 

[weezell]

Never been to the mountains have you?

Also works another way. Come to my door and you are in dire straights not due to your being stupid... I will try to help you help yourself. Otherwise, don't knock... ?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Also works another way. Come to my door and you are in dire straights not due to your being stupid... I will try to help you help yourself. Otherwise, don't knock... ?

I've got a sign over my door that reads, "Please Call Prior To Visitation". I've also got a sawed off H&R 10 gauge hanging by the door for the less courteous.?

 

[weezell]

I kinda roll the same way...

?

 

[olkofri]

When you’re 105, a scientist invents a stem cell therapy that gives a person fifty more healthy years of lifespan.

But they’ve fully banned tobacco products of all sorts by then. The public is so cowed that children narc on their parents.

Do you take the therapy? Hmmmmm.

If I can't smoke or drink, why would I wanna live longer? Especially in such a hellish society.

 

[Ethan]

Worst case scenario it gets legislated into oblivion, and my stash will have me in good shape for a while. Best case scenario, it's an ad campaign to sell tobacco, and I wind up with a good amount of nicely aged blends in jars. Either way I don't have any reservations about spending money on stuff I enjoy.

 

[Casual]

If I can't smoke or drink, why would I wanna live longer? Especially in such a hellish society.

Spite!

Letters to the editor don’t write themselves, you know.

 

[trouttimes]

I thought I had a big cellar but now I'm not so sure ?