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olkofri

Lifer
Sep 9, 2017
8,166
14,983
The Arm of Orion
My pet peeve is when you folks question me. I am an expert in all things. My choices in pipes, lighters, tabacco should only be copied not questioned. None of you are as good looking as I am and all of you guys wish you were me. That's all there is to say about it. Now it's time to close this thread.
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Er, no, I actually wish I were a churchwarden-smoking German Shepherd.

But I have to be content with being a smoking, intellectual Wolf:

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olkofri

Lifer
Sep 9, 2017
8,166
14,983
The Arm of Orion
When a non-smoker learns I smoke a pipe, often they assume that I am addicted, throwing my health away, smoking from dawn to dark and that I am essentially a walking ash tray.
Heh, even some pipe smokers assume that. I got very flustered here once after someone called me a nicotine addict in denial. Yeah, that's another pet peeve of mine, alright.
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
20,754
49,212
Southern Oregon
jrs457.wixsite.com
Well said...and so true. Strange days we find ourselves in.

Intolerance and conformity are continually pushed and enforced as a means of achieving tolerance and diversity...and few seem to see it all for what it really is.
Agreed, and it's pretty much happening all across all arenas of human interaction. "My way or the highway" is being rationalized as the path to "freedom" in many different ways.
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
20,754
49,212
Southern Oregon
jrs457.wixsite.com
My pet piping peeve is threads about pet piping peeves.

But that is probably related to my weariness over the sheer amount of complaining in which people are indulging, about which they will actually not address fixing anything.

Here's a saying that many here will recognize. A minute on the problem and two minutes on the solution.
 

Lyon0oq

Part of the Furniture Now
Jul 31, 2012
571
5,367
55
New Providence, NJ
every cinematographer smokes a pipe, it's in the union hand book (I think). So totally related.
I've been working on film sets for 20 years (as an AD, not a DoP) and I'm the only one I've ever seen break out a pipe. Not that I'd mind, I would be more than happy to take a pipe break with the Camera Department. The Art Department smokes pipes... but they prefer the 420 blends.
 

rushx9

Lifer
Jul 10, 2019
2,299
17,245
43
Shelby, NC
Developed a new peeve last night. Drunk people walking up to me in public and snatching my pipe from my hand and puffing on it as they ask if they can try it, then passing it around like it's the devil's lettuce. I wouldn't normally let anyone snatch my pipe, but it was a beautiful disaster of a woman, and I didn't mind so much until a guy that she introduced to me as her husband walked out of the bar and she handed it to him, who then passed it around to his buddies who proceeded to tell me that it "tastes like all other pipe tobacco". The only redeeming moment was watching two of the guys inhale huge puffs and then turn a nice shade of chartreuse ??!
 

rushx9

Lifer
Jul 10, 2019
2,299
17,245
43
Shelby, NC
My pet piping peeve is threads about pet piping peeves.

My pet peeve is a thread that is started and goes on and on about what someone doesn't like.

My piping pet peeve is when people complain about threads that no one is forcing them to participate in... The thread was started under the assumption that we grumpy old codgers love to complain. Apparently we love it so much we even complain about complaining ?
 

whsergent

Can't Leave
Jan 8, 2020
385
1,296
Developed a new peeve last night. Drunk people walking up to me in public and snatching my pipe from my hand and puffing on it as they ask if they can try it, then passing it around like it's the devil's lettuce. I wouldn't normally let anyone snatch my pipe, but it was a beautiful disaster of a woman, and I didn't mind so much until a guy that she introduced to me as her husband walked out of the bar and she handed it to him, who then passed it around to his buddies who proceeded to tell me that it "tastes like all other pipe tobacco". The only redeeming moment was watching two of the guys inhale huge puffs and then turn a nice shade of chartreuse ??!
I salute your even temper, i dont think i would have handled that as well as you did. :)
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
16,679
31,270
46
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
Developed a new peeve last night. Drunk people walking up to me in public and snatching my pipe from my hand and puffing on it as they ask if they can try it, then passing it around like it's the devil's lettuce. I wouldn't normally let anyone snatch my pipe, but it was a beautiful disaster of a woman, and I didn't mind so much until a guy that she introduced to me as her husband walked out of the bar and she handed it to him, who then passed it around to his buddies who proceeded to tell me that it "tastes like all other pipe tobacco". The only redeeming moment was watching two of the guys inhale huge puffs and then turn a nice shade of chartreuse ??!
only beautiful woman have done that to me and man they do not like it when you tell them off. Some people don't get told off enough and we all pay for it!