This type of thread runs it's course through every pipe forum, in one way or another, every year or so, and they serve to test the mettle of each forum.
This forum seems to holding it's own, more or less, and that is a good thing.
While I think the OP could have been more carefully thought out and worded, I do applaud the spirit of it. I understand the frustration of reading questions, however earnest, that have no concrete answer, and wanting to make everyone understand that some things just have to be experienced and worked through, there is no quick fix. One drawback of having such a breadth of experience in one place is different levels of experience sharing the same conversation. A couple of old bastards can argue back and forth about using Kosher salt or cotton balls, everclear or rum,, and all of a sudden a new smoker reading the post can get to thinking that sanitizing a pipe is really serious enough to merit all this discussion. Now, the old bastards are just skinning their wind, arguing amongst themselves, but the beginning smoker, who wants to do the right thing can get caught up in a bunch of inane banter that ultimately doesn't help him or her.
This past September marked my 25th year of pipesmoking. My goal in participating pipe forums is to have fun and help newer smokers get through the basics, and encourage them to carry on this fine hobby. But I'm also here to learn, everyday I'm hearing about new or old tobaccos to try, and just generally absorbing everything I can to get more out of my smoking.
I'll stop rambling now.