Sometimes you have to step back and look at what you're doing... If you have a box of shit in your house, on purpose, you might be doing the wrong thing.
Funkenhouser's House of Kittens
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He's a very passionate man. I'll give him that. It's a good thing. The world needs more love, more caring. But, there comes a point when you're putting animals above people. And, judging people on an understanding of the world that just might have a flaw. Heck, I acknowledge that I don't know it all. I don't have a philosophy or ideal. I just be me. And, try to do no harm, unless you're trying to steal a little girl's dog that I care about. 
I'll just leave it at that. I don't think name calling and degrading people is going to bring about the change you want to see in the world.
I'll just leave it at that. I don't think name calling and degrading people is going to bring about the change you want to see in the world.
There's nothing wrong with this thread.. It's just a few gentlemen trying to solve the great problems of the world.
I've seen threads get closed for things that I didn't understand why, and thread continue that seemed toxic as hell, ha ha. So, I am just rolling the dice with my IBTL, ha ha.
Cats are an inkblot test. They are just cats, and people interpret who they themselves are reacting to them. I like the little devils, and I've hauled a number of tons of kitty litter, bagged, to the trash cart. Like picking up doggie turds, it's the price of their company. I've had some vet bills that would buy a serviceable used car. We've had an injury or two ourselves from scared or old cats. It's worth it to you or it isn't.
Maybe some people will introspect and realize their environment is nothing like the rest of the civilized world. I’ll leave it at that.He's a very passionate man. I'll give him that. It's a good thing. The world needs more love, more caring. But, there comes a point when you're putting animals above people. And, judging people on an understanding of the world that just might have a flaw. Heck, I acknowledge that I don't know it all. I don't have a philosophy or ideal. I just be me. And, try to do no harm, unless you're trying to steal a little girl's dog that I care about.
I'll just leave it at that. I don't think name calling and degrading people is going to bring about the change you want to see in the world.
Ok, since you're always down here and know so much about my area of the world. It's not all Dukes of Hazzard and Mississippi Burning ya know.
dont forget DeliveranceOk, since you're always down here and know so much about my area of the world. It's not all Dukes of Hazzard and Mississippi Burning ya know.
Heck, feel free to visit, really, I mean that. You can stay here with us, or we can go camping in one of our national parks. Spend a week hiking, canoeing, biking... whatever. I love that stuff. I'll protect you from the bad people. Spend a weekend, a week, let me show you this area, and let you decide for yourself. I'll even feed you... I can cook some really awesome vegetables, and I help grow the rest of the world's vegetables.
Oh, and I have about 600 bottles of wine and hundreds of pounds of aged tobaccos. Sound interesting? We can make an epic North meets South thread out of it with pictures of us doing stupid stuff, ha ha.
I’ve been to the south. I’m depressed enough without seeing the shit down there. The north never should have helped with recovery.Ok, since you're always down here and know so much about my area of the world. It's not all Dukes of Hazzard and Mississippi Burning ya know.
If you eat canned ham, you may be doing the wrong thing.
Canned ham- it's like sliced bread, but not.
Does that include SPAM cause I love me some SPAM
What a gem this was..
This is what really set em off.
From: How to cook a cat with your coffee maker | Coffee Machine Cuisine - http://coffeemachinecuisine.com/cook-cat-coffee-maker/
How to cook a cat with your coffee maker
After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot, cannibal (?) and they even said that I’m the reason for the low status that cats got in this society. I don’t get why people are so upset?! It’s no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the sun that eventually was Iggy’s downfall. She is quite photophobic you see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot for me.
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R.I.P. my little sweetheart.
Time
- 5 hours
Ingredients
- 1 cat
- ½ red onion
- 1 pimiento
- 1 clove of garlic
- 2 ½ dl coconut milk
- 2 ½ dl cream
- 2 tbsp meat extract
- Juice of lime
- Ginger
- Butter
Instructions
Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on what cut of meat you’re using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and wipe the heater.
Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour. Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let it cook for two hours – it should get really warm. After that add the cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.
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Dan was a little bit upset because Iggy was his favorite cat. But he’s over it now.
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How to cook a cat with your coffee maker.
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Wipe the heater after the cat frying.
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Take nice photos of the ingredients for your blog post.
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Add lime juice.
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Dan took this photo just before I shot her. Look at the panicked eyes. Haha!
Photo: Dan Sörensen.
No cats were harmed in the making of this recipe (one died though).
Oh, and check out the date for this post…
This is what really set em off.
I've never eaten a cat before but I can say for certain they don't serve any other purpose.
That's some funny shit.
Funkhosen, are you among the living?