In a 1986 study at the Briar Research Institute of Columbus Ohio, researchers did an extensive study on the smoking characteristics of different grain formations. Dr. Emil Rauchtviel led the project with the esteemed Dr. Otto Grosballon assisting. They discovered that while straight vertical grain is the most visually appealing to many, the vertical graining actually helps to hold heat in, much the same way the prison bars hold in an inmate. They discovered that birdeye graining acts like cooling ducts and on average smoke 20% cooler than mixed grain pipes and 30% cooler than straight grain pipes. In a separate study on the psychological effects of the purchasing habits of pipe collectors discovered that when charted on an XY graph, X equalling the more a collector values straight grain and Y equalling the rising price they have paid for a piece has a direct correlation to their misguided belief that it smokes better, resulting in their "extraxerunt asinum suum" generated statics on smoking qualities.
Last edited: