Best Movie Lines

[pipegangster]

I know this has nothing to do with pipes or tobacco, but thought that we could have fun with it. Name what you think is the best quote from a movie. I'll get the ball rolling:
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis" Clamenza, Godfather I
GO!!

 

[python]

Wow, there are so many good movie quotes that it is hard to pick.
Here are a couple:
"You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first." - Grandpa Gustafson, Grumpier Old Men
"If he dies, he dies." - Ivan Drago, Rocky IV

 

[dunendain]

From the movie Snatch. "Who's proper f&$%ed now?"

 

[sinistertopiary]

Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been.

--Georgina (from The Cook, The Thief, His Mistress and Her Lover)

 

[dunendain]

From Lord of the Rings. " Good ole Toby. The best pipeweed in the South Farthing" -Bilbo Baggings.

 

[pipegangster]

"You know how I know that you're gay? You listen to Coldplay." 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[cortezattic]

From True Grit

Lawyer: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?

Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn't have to.

Lawyer: That was not the question. How many?

Rooster: Uh... shot or killed?

Lawyer: Oh, let's restrict it to "killed" so we may have a manageable figure.

 

[sinistertopiary]

I guess it was easier for her to change her name than for her whole family to change theirs.

--Lucy Warriner (The Awful Truth)

 

[peter]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Roy Scheider, Jaws

 

[whiskeymick]

'Turn right Clyde' (clint eastwood - any which way ...)

 

[peter]

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" Robert Redford to Paul Newman, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

 

[dunendain]

"The name's Bond, James Bond."-(Dr. No) 1962

 

[sinistertopiary]

Three from Cold Comfort Farm:
Seth, drain the well. There's a neighbor missing.

--Amos Starkadder
Well, I'll tell ye, there'll be no butter in hell!

--Amos Starkadder
Ada Doom: I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

Earl P. Neck: Sure you did, but did it see you, baby?

 

[pipegangster]

William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

 

[admin]

From "The Hangover"
Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.

Stu Price: It's also illegal.

Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

 

[jcosmoasp]

From Monty Python's Holy Grail (1975) Sir Galahad (Michael Palin) in the Castle Anthrax:

Dingo (Carol Cleveland): And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Galahad (Palin): Well, I could stay a bit longer...

 

[pipegangster]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." Arnold Schwarzeneger Predator

 

[admin]

Kevin, That's not a reflection on your trip... is it?

Ha ha ha Phil. No, but it isn't too far off.
I just got home and we still don't know where Doug is.

 

[pipegangster]

"My wife is a dead? HIGH FIVE!" Sascha Baron Cohen, Borat

 

[admin]

I love the movie Heat. I have watched at least 20 times.
Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?

Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.