Apologies to Puff for bamboozling his thread.
This has gone off the rails like a........umm, nevermind
This has gone off the rails like a........umm, nevermind
Are You An E-gent?
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So we know you're counting the days, but are you counting the hours, minutes and seconds? And what the hell is an E Gent? Is that actually a thing?
Your reference to this song is the best part of this thread so far - although I have learned a great deal about anotherbob
Could an E-gent be an electronic replacement for a gent?!?!?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't think I've ever been accused of being a gentlemen (e- or otherwise) but I do often wear a fedora.
we don't actually know. But in general when someone starts saying bat shit crazy things like "e-gent" it's best to play along. You should know that as you've survived in the industry that long. Which industry? Any of them, some are famous for it but if you've met the people who sell plumbing supplies they're just as loony.
oh no it's a B.o.b. (for a while lots of girls would met me and tell me their boyfriend had the same name as me then explain what a B.o.b. is.) combined with a male voiced Alexa type thing. That's gotta be what an e-gent would be.
Hello. My name is DAR and I'm an alc........ Oh, wrong meeting. ?
I do admit having a long and admirably sophisticated set of whiskers (mustaches are for commoners).
I do wear a fedora........ even to bed.
I am well known for smiling with only one side of my mouth and laughing with my mouth closed (commoners laugh with their mouths open).
Tea lifts it's pinky and drinks ME in.
I haven't been barefooted since I was an infant.
My butler is a Harvard graduate.
And I smoke a pipe with foul smelling tobacco that drives women insane.
...... and I reject being labeled e-anything.
I do admit having a long and admirably sophisticated set of whiskers (mustaches are for commoners).
I do wear a fedora........ even to bed.
I am well known for smiling with only one side of my mouth and laughing with my mouth closed (commoners laugh with their mouths open).
Tea lifts it's pinky and drinks ME in.
I haven't been barefooted since I was an infant.
My butler is a Harvard graduate.
And I smoke a pipe with foul smelling tobacco that drives women insane.
...... and I reject being labeled e-anything.
Do you mean to say you are wearing a train engineer's cap?
This thread opens more questions than answers. So, what’s a B.o.b.? Still not sure what an E-gent is, nor how it relates to mustaches. Nor boulders and monicles. I’m not even sure why I care. Ha ha!
battery operated boyfriend. There was about an 8 year period where I think I heard that term about four times a week. In fact I'd literally be stunned when I'd met a girl and she said hey my boyfriend is named Bob too, and he's that guy right over there". Though I give bonus points to the girl who told me both of her boyfriends are named Bob.
After rereading the thread, I feel compelled to put on some pants. 
Underwear first!After rereading the thread, I feel compelled to put on some pants.