Oh my god! ????Some of us have not found good ones.?
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A Guide for Getting the Best from Your Pipe Smoking Experience
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This pic should accompany a PSA on what happens if you try the delayed gratification technique when packing a pipe with crooner as per the 6th commandmentSome of us have not found good ones.?
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I don’t know that I have experienced a more enlightening read in years. Everything I needed to know about pipe smoking suddenly became crystal clear! I’m thinking about printing these and putting them next to my pipe rack so I can read through them every time I smoke.
In light of your keen understanding of pipe smoking, is there any other hobbies that you have mastered that you can pass on to us? Pray tell, is there a book deal in the works?
In light of your keen understanding of pipe smoking, is there any other hobbies that you have mastered that you can pass on to us? Pray tell, is there a book deal in the works?
Yes but that pipe has clearly been packed using the gravity fill approach, rather than pressed down and shaken together…
That's really nice, giving his love that which he treasures.
Yes I honestly couldn't believe it ? nobody had ever done something so loving and selfless for me.. I feel truly blessed and greatful ??
So today I learned (from a purveyor of vintage tobacco) that pre-Brexit, Samuel Gawith Navy Flake was aged in mail-bouys, in the North Sea, for a minimum of 3 months. However because of post-Brexit fallout, the mail-bouy tobacco aging concession was given to Kolehauss and Kopp, so the SG Navy Flake from 2017 on, is crap. Can anybody confirm?
Hahahaha! “Only smoke $1500 pipes” followed by “don’t wanna waste money on pipe cleaners”! Well played sir!
I read your tips first and thought you were serious. It was only after I read the explanations for each tip that I realized it was a joke. I laugh at myself, but I do believe such a guide be useful to beginners such as me.
Leave ‘em there. The aroma helps with aging tobacco.Wait, am I required to send my dead neighbors to Poland? I’ve just been letting them pile up in the basement. I just don’t want to break any rules or anything.
Not mail buoys. In these Maunsell forts. The Germans finally got them you say?
You know how many dead hookers it takes to change a lightbulb in the basement?
…well, it’s not five.
They will learn all there is to know about changing lightbulbs in 50 years. Just let em be.You know how many dead hookers it takes to change a lightbulb in the basement?
…well, it’s not five.
What happened to the Sailor part of the guide?
I thought everyone knew, that in order to be a real pipe smoker, and gain the best experiences, you had to either be in the Navy, or a real Seafarer, and be a real salty pipe smoker.
I thought everyone knew, that in order to be a real pipe smoker, and gain the best experiences, you had to either be in the Navy, or a real Seafarer, and be a real salty pipe smoker.
Oh, I forgot to mention, I actually was in the US Navy three years, I did have a few pipes I smoked in the Navy too, and I lived on a Sailboat for a little over year, and sailed 6,000 Nautical Miles across the Pacific, so I feel Sailor Pipe worthy. LOL ?
P.S. I’m making fun, but I actually did do all this.
P.S. I’m making fun, but I actually did do all this.
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