A Guide for Getting the Best from Your Pipe Smoking Experience

[sablebrush52]

Oh, I think they have surgery out there for that as well!

And if we don't, someone here will invent a procedure and charge a fortune for it.

 

[sablebrush52]

Don’t forget that

Post Count = Wisdom.

Also, it’s not true that YMMV. There is only one thing that works well or tastes best, and that’s true for everybody.

One size fits all makes everything simple, don't it?

 

[sablebrush52]

Jesse, you are talking to a Bostonian and punking is an art form for us.lol

Now go get your shine box.

My father was born in Brooklyn and grew up in Hell's Kitchen. We eat Bostonians for lunch, cupcake.

 

[anotherbob]

Of this I have little doubt. The sheer amount of BS that people adopt as Truth is nothing short of astonishing. And not a little depressing.

worst of it is they think they are real and not part of a crazy dream dreamt by the sleepy goat of demtago

 

[anotherbob]

One size fits all makes everything simple, don't it?

and babies too

 

[Ahi Ka]

And one of my favorite stories concerns a conversation I have with one such notable, a Doctor of Pipes and a collector of ultra high end pipes, such as Nordh, Ivarrson, and Chonowitsch among others. And I asked him if his Nordh's smoked better than any of his other pipes and his response was, "They smoke as well as my Grabows."

If only the fiancé of @Cigar Ash Queen had seen this post before buying Christmas presents

 

[cigrmaster]

My father was born in Brooklyn and grew up in Hell's Kitchen. We eat Bostonians for lunch, cupcake.

lolol, that was a good one. I have never been to hells kitchen. I spent most of my time on 46th street dealing with the gold jewelry mfgs.

 

[Smoke Queen]

If only the fiancé of @Cigar Ash Queen had seen this post before buying Christmas presents

My fiancé didn't specifically buy all these high end pipes for Christmas for me, he has been collecting high end pipes for years and I happen to now be the fortunate receiver... I think this comment from your friend is "His" personal opinion and he is entitled to it, but I don't think it can be applied in general to the rest of us. We all have different tastes and preferences..

 

[Ahi Ka]

My fiancé didn't specifically buy all these high end pipes for Christmas for me, he has been collecting high end pipes for years and I happen to now be the fortunate receiver... I think this comment from your friend is "His" personal opinion and he is entitled to it, but I don't think it can be applied in general to the rest of us. We all have different tastes and preferences..

Sorry if my gentle sarcasm didn’t come across well in my comment. The pipes you have been showing are stunning, and for what it’s worth, if anyone could pull off a diamond encrusted or super blinged up grabow it would be you ?…. And Congratulations on your engagement. Nothing better than marrying someone who celebrates your passion

 

[OzPiper]

Such undeniable wisdom, and written with the eloquence and grace that only a true pipe master of 50 years could possess.

We all know that Jesse is a Forums icon, but you don't have to be THAT obsequious ?

 

[sablebrush52]

We all know that Jesse is a Forums icon, but you don't have to be THAT obsequious ?

Yes he does.

 

[Smoke Queen]

Sorry if my gentle sarcasm didn’t come across well in my comment. The pipes you have been showing are stunning, and for what it’s worth, if anyone could pull off a diamond encrusted or super blinged up grabow it would be you ?…. And Congratulations on your engagement. Nothing better than marrying someone who celebrates your passion

I know what you mean but I'm a little apprehensive when I get certain comments because in the past not on this forum but on social media some people tried to bash amazing pipes that I shared about like my Dunhills. Someone tried to tell me that they're not good pipes that they're old (they are 1928 churchwardens) and I seriously had to ask myself is he joking or not!? and to my surprise he wasn't! Sorry if I didn't get the sarcasm but I am also very corky ?? thank you for understanding ???

 

[OzPiper]

Wanna see something scary?

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Lets not be unkind to Brobs ?

 

[Ahi Ka]

Sorry if I didn't get the sarcasm but I am also very corky ?? thank you for understanding ???

also I’m from New Zealand. This explains everything.

 

[Smoke Queen]

also I’m from New Zealand. This explains everything.

And I'm a Salvadorean Canadian so that can also explain some things about me ?

 

[Ahi Ka]

And I'm a Salvadorean Canadian so that can also explain some things about me ?

Well there goes my high school history lesson that said all Canadians with South American heritage are Mennonites

 

[Smoke Queen]

Well there goes my high school history lesson that said all Canadians with South American heritage are Mennonites

??????????

 

[OzPiper]

also I’m from New Zealand. This explains everything.

Blame it on the funny weed those height-challenged folks with huge, hairy feet smoke in Hobbiton. ?

 

[woodsroad]

I know what you mean but I'm a little apprehensive when I get certain comments because in the past not on this forum but on social media some people tried to bash amazing pipes that I shared about like my Dunhills. Someone tried to tell me that they're not good pipes that they're old (they are 1928 churchwardens) and I seriously had to ask myself is he joking or not!? and to my surprise he wasn't! Sorry if I didn't get the sarcasm but I am also very corky ?? thank you for understanding ???

I think someone has completely missed the obviously sarcastic and humorous nature of this thread.
It's just a pipe.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Someone tried to tell me that they're not good pipes

Some of us have not found good ones.?‍




This thread however is entirely satire.?