Your Least Favorite Tobacco

[yaddy306]

I am a swan fart activist, my dad was a swan fart. I'm soooo offended. I need to go find a safe space to sulk with my baby doll penis.

"micro-penis"

 

[condorlover1]

Swan farts are completely different from Squirrel farts and 100 times more different than Gold Fish farts. The whole Swan thing came from a gentleman called Bernie I used to work for when I first arrived in the country. He sounded like Colombo but with a very heavy Brooklyn accent. One of his sayings was ......."The kids useless. He sucks the farts out of Swans.". He never really elaborated on the subject but it was one of those crazy sayings that stuck in my mind!

 

[docpierce]

Cockstrong.

 

[adui]

I've only had one tobacco I didn't care for, and I'm going back for a second try this Saturday. Black Frigate. I may just not have been in the right mood last time. I found that can be the case with my Navy Flake that was once my favorite so I figure I might as well try it again to be sure.

Figured I'd follow up on this one. I have indeed tasted the frigate again, more than once. I can now say its definitely one I have to be in the mood for. However, when in the mood its perfect.

 

[bent1]

This foul weed


It should be renamed FRYING Dutchman. It has a lofty 1.9 stars on TR, which is too optimistic. I hate this blend.

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[trubka2]

SWRA and SG Kendal Cream are both utterly revolting. Incineration is too good for them. They should have their fingernails pulled out while being broken on the rack as a Nickelback song plays on repeat at full volume.

 

[Jwebb90]

Briarworks Bacon Old Fashioned is an abomination and Dunhill's reissue of Ye Olde Signe was absolutely acrid. I am sure there are others but those are the two that pop into my mind first.

 

[docpierce]

SWRA and SG Kendal Cream are both utterly revolting. Incineration is too good for them. They should have their fingernails pulled out while being broken on the rack as a Nickelback song plays on repeat at full volume.

Captain Lincoln Sternn's Blend- "hangin's too good for it"

 

[sharpiejoust]

Pretty much any aromatic.

 

[Elric]

C&D Mississippi Mud and DTM Blue Note. Both did not agree with me.

 

[briarbuck]

Elwood #2

Juicy fruit gum soaked in geranium and mango chutney.

 

[Elric]

I tried Mixture 79 just to see what all the fuss is about. I really like the licorice/anisette in Bengal Slices and Ramsgate so it had a fair chance with me. It sucked. The pouch went in the can after the first bowl. No need to sample it further.

I should have added 79 to my list as well. Tastes like how I would imagine a superfund cleanup site would smell!

 

[docrameous]

Don’t have a least favorite yet as I am still too new to pipe smoking, but for now can say as time goes on I like aromatics less and less.

 

[haparnold]

Sutliff Pumpkin Spice. But I blame myself as much as the tobacco. I should have known what I was getting myself into.

 

[Frozenoak]

This is a case of “you get what you pay for.” I’ll smoke it, but only as punishment for buying it. I should have known better.

 

[snoopy311]

Mixture 79 would be mine.

 

[condorlover1]

@Frozenoak: The question we must ask ourselves, to quote former President Bush is does that stuff actually contain nicotine?

 

[rushx9]

Elwood #2

Juicy fruit gum soaked in geranium and mango chutney.

That sounds so freaking delicious! Is it available in the states? Do you still have any leftover that you'd like to pawn off on some poor schmuck(me)?!

 

[briarbuck]

That sounds so freaking delicious! Is it available in the states? Do you still have any leftover that you'd like to pawn off on some poor schmuck(me)?!

Hope you're feeling okay this morning, because you were obviously drunk when you wrote that last night. LOL
I'd be more than happy to send some your way.

 

[burleyboy]

Briarworks Bacon Old Fashioned is an abomination and Dunhill's reissue of Ye Olde Signe was absolutely acrid. I am sure there are others but those are the two that pop into my mind first.

Wow. I‘m always stunned about how different human’s sensation of flavours can be. The STG Ye Olde Signe is an all time favourite of mine. That‘s why I became careful with statements as absulute as: „This tobacco is the best / worse of it‘s genre“. I had to spend a lot of „Lehrgeld“ (equals something like learning money in German) to finally get this.