You must be a pipe smoker

[deleon]

If you buy the "perfect" pipe then start looking for the next "perfect" pipe.

 

[seakayak]

When a favorite briar is your iPhone wallpaper, you are probably a pipe smoker.

 

[chispa]

If you have a gurgle in your stummel... you must be a pipe smoker.

 

[hanymamdouh]

When you forget you your key chain, wallet, or mobile phone, but cannot forget your pipe pouch...you are a pipe smoker
when your ever lasting question is "what will be my next pipe?" you are a pipe smoker

 

[monstermash51]

When you're filling out a health form and it asks "how many packs you smoke" and you cross it out and write "bowls".

 

[keith929]

When put PAD and TAD on a medical form listing preexisting conditions.

 

[jchaplick]

When you buy a pipe because its the pipe youve been looking for for months, and the next day you buy another pipe because its the pipe youve been looking for for months...

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

When you refuse to take the pipe out of your mouth when changing your shirt.

 

[bobby46]

When you spend 20 minutes reading the 91 previous (and clever) posts to this thread!

 

[maineyachtie]

If, for you, the phrase, "smoking a bowl" isn't a drug reference. You are a pipe smoker.

 

[baronsamedi]

When you hope the dentist doesn't ruin the "patina" on your teeth.

 

[havanarick]

When you are willing to give up the nails to buy more pipe tobacco..

 

[edlogic]

when you become aware of being able to decipher the hidden messages in the dynamic smoke flows and aroma floras by using the decryption key found in the grain patterns on the left, front, right and bottom sides of the bowl while applying the number of puffs per minute algorithm -
leaving you with a complete set of puzzle pieces - one for each minute - that all mesh together as the final smoke stream dissipates
then you simply compare that with what the pipe is physically saying to you and if they match up then you just go ahead - no matter how much they warned you about possible TAD and PAD ramifications and repercussions - you can now forge ahead with confidence

 

[rogers]

Wuhh?

 

[pstlpkr]

... when you pick a cob before you start gardening.

 

[edlogic]

when you wake up at 3:30 am from your wife poking you in the back saying - ' i hear someone downstairs ' and you reach for your pipe first

 

[chispa]

We have some serious pipe smokers here!

 

[zanthal]

When you're filling out a health form and it asks "how many packs you smoke" and you cross it out and write "bowls".

lol, I had to make a point to tell the doctor last time I was there that I'm not a cigarette smoker, to avoid getting "the talk"

If, for you, the phrase, "smoking a bowl" isn't a drug reference. You are a pipe smoker.

:clap:

 

[edlogic]

when - during a bad dream - for whatever reason - all your pipes are gone and you are so desperate that you grab the kids 15 year old woody doll and pop the top to reveal a nice little bowl shape that you can line with foil

then put a piece of an old remote control radio antenna in his mouth for a stem and wrap his head with a wet cloth to keep it cool
then load and puff very carefully
i call this one ' you're my favorite deputy ' pipe

( do i win the grand prize most excellent estate pipe giveaway with this one ? )

 

[spartan]

EdLogic was a crazy son of a b**** wasn't he? I miss the old crazies.
Looking back on this thread I miss all the old people that don't comment regularly anymore.
-You must be a pipe smoker if you actually enjoy talking to old folks. ::