You must be a pipe smoker

[ghost]

See a lovely lady? "Well, Hellooooooo..."
See a nice Peterson on the internet? "Well, Hellooooooo..."

 

[topd]

When while reading all these to your wife of 40 years, and she understands them all

and even giggles at a few, your a pipe smoker!

 

[keith929]

When you burn your index finger more than once using it as a tamper.

 

[topd]

When your wife stopped saying "Supper is Almost Ready" 35 years ago.... and instead asks you

"How Much is Left in That Bowl?".....you might be a pipe smoker....

 

[jharvard]

When your doorman hands you the mail and says; "This one sure smells good." You must be a pipe smoker. :puffpipe:

 

[joshy]

When you have compartments in your recliner for drinks & remotes and they're filled with tins. (true story)

 

[lazydog]

when you are extremely disapponted that it is a legal holiday, the mail will not be delivered, and you must wait yet another day for that very important pad or tad package, you are definitely jonesing and a pipe smoker.

 

[cigrmaster]

When you start calculating that taking a woman to dinner will cost you two pounds of tobacco, I think you may be a pipe smoker.

 

[taerin]

If you ever smoke a cigar, "because you need some mud," you must be a pipe smoker.

 

[baronsamedi]

When you ambush the mail carrier on your way to work to get the shipment of tobacco you've been tracking all week.

 

[romanza10]

You must be a pipe smoker when you wife gets on to you for you spending money on TAD and PAD.
It's happened to me...

 

[gmwolford]

If, for you, the phrase, "smoking a bowl" isn't a drug reference. You are a pipe smoker.

When I said I was having a bowl to my 22-y/o son he said "Uh, Dad, you probably ought not use that term: people will think you're a druggie". This one made me actually chuckle because of him saying that just this morning.

 

[mrgunnar177]

When you start calculating that taking a woman to dinner will cost you two pounds of tobacco, I think you may be a pipe smoker.

Haha!! I did this last week :rofl: it came out to about 3 pounds....haha

 

[mrgunnar177]

Double post sorry

 

[mrgunnar177]

when you are extremely disapponted that it is a legal holiday, the mail will not be delivered, and you must wait yet another day for that very important pad or tad package, you are definitely jonesing and a pipe smoker.

Looking back over my orders most of them have been during a legal holiday or a Friday for that matter lol always making me wait an extra day.

 

[pstlpkr]

If you ever smoke a cigar, "because you need some mud," you must be a pipe smoker.

Guilty.

 

[lazydog]

when you tell the neighbors that you just got a beautiful new bulldog, they come over to see it, and you have to explain that you don't have a dog,you are definitely a pipe smoker.

 

[theotherspace]

When pouring a drink the primary concern is what would be the best wash for the tobacco your smoking
When buying a back pack for biking the focus is on safe pockets for your pipe, and your phone gets chucked in with everything else

 

[pipedreams101]

When your girl comes to you in a see through nighty to tell you that its "time for bed.", and you say "ok, Ill be there as soon as I finish this pipe..."

 

[ghost]

If you've ever said "I don't smoke that often, look at all these unopened tins!" then...