You must be a pipe smoker

[cyndi]

When teachers ask your kids what their parents do they answer "smoke pipes."

 

[nsfisher]

when ur eating corn on the cob and wish u were smokin it instead

 

[nsfisher]

when ur first question to an antique dealer is "do u have any pipes layin around"

 

[lordofthepiperings]

If you spend more time admiring the pipes than the pipe babes.

 

[olderthandirt]

when ur first question to an antique dealer is "do u have any pipes layin around"

LOL!

+100 on that one hehe!

 

[jeff59]

When you stop and consider that "Latakia" would make a delightful first name for your next born daughter.

 

[pawpaw]

think i would be kinda sweet on the name Virgina

 

[weezell]

When your on this forum on New Years Eve at 11:00pm :rofl:

 

[maxpeters]

You might be a pipe smoker if the end to this lifetime is within sight, and you can still get excited about getting a couple of new to you, old pipes to try out, like our esteemed brother of the pipe, member Manytrees.

It's an honor to make your aquaintance sir.

 

[mluyckx]

When your favorite outdoors sweater has a burn hole in it.
Just happened to me last night.. darn it ! Wind whipped up an ember out of the bowl as I was lighting it. Looks I need to invest in a windscreen :-(

 

[baronsamedi]

When you try 2 or 3 times to get a relight before you realize you're trying to smoke ash.

 

[romeowood]

...if, upon entering your house for the first time, a guest asks if your grandfather lives with you. True story. :rofl:

 

[mushjoon]

When you smoke hookah or even trying out an e-cigarette in shopping mall, you draw it longer, more gently and slowly than your friends do.

 

[ace57]

When You slip on the ice, fall down and bite Your lip and You wipe the snow off Your pipe befor You wipe the blood off Your mouth You are for sure a pipe smoker. (True Story) :mrgreen:

 

[mluyckx]

Hope that the pipe survived ! Lips heal ;-)

 

[ace57]

It did all is good. ::

 

[zanthal]

When you let your fingers and toes freeze to finish an outdoor night-time pipe...

 

[gentlemanjerry]

Your "Cellar" is as large as the spare bedroom!

 

[uberam3rica]

When you see a pipe you like and you say you "need it" rather then 'you want it"

 

[chispa]

When the size of your tax return is measured in pipes and tobacco buying potential.