You must be a pipe smoker

[arinbjorn]

When the prospects of manually inspecting a 4" long chubby styled pipe excites you, you may just be a pipe smoker.

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

When you can describe having a 4" stubby and be happy about it.

 

[sherlock]

You might be a pipe smoker if notice someone smoking a pipe in a movie and try to figure out what kind of pipe is being smoked.

 

[sherlock]

You have more flavors of tobacco than you have spices in your spice rack.

 

[matchstickman]

If you buy Mason jars and Ziploc containers without food storage in mind, you must be a pipe smoker.

 

[matchstickman]

If you buy Oxyclean, Magic Eraser pads, and Simple Green, and have absolutely no intention of cleaning your kitchen, you must be a pipe smoker.

 

[shaintiques]

When you think about how to pay for PAD & TAD rather than house, car, or food for that matter.

 

[sherlock]

When you open kitchen cupboards you find mason jars of tobacco.

 

[spartan]

If you've ever thought of sewing shut tobacco inside the lining of your jackets so that they would forever smell like your favorite tobacco... you might be a pipe smoker.
If you've ever calculated the value of what you getting from a tobacco sampler and found out that it's $3.00 cheaper to just add the stuff individually to your cart... you might be a pipe smoker.

 

[pjm03fatboy]

AMEM ::

 

[logandow]

if you have enough pipes for you and most of your senior class!

 

[modernchicago]

...if you've ever expelled the first sip of a milkshake all over your shirt, you must be a (chronic) pipesmoker.

Da(rn) that smoke's cold!

 

[kennerth]

. . .when she used to ask you,"What are you thinking about, Sex?" And now she asks, "What are you thinking about, pipes?" and she has a 50/50 shot at being right.

 

[bbauer]

you drive the long way when you run errands just so that you can stop by your local B&M to see if they got more of your favorite tobacco in.

(or maybe this is just my TAD)

 

[chispa]

If you have a beard and sometimes wear a funny hat.... You must be a pipe smoker.

 

[teamhavoc28]

You must be a pipe smoker when you make the entire family do a search for the lost tamper.

 

[joejumps4fun]

You must be a pipe smoker when you're able to doze off into a nap while gently puffing away...ouch! make sure you tamper those loose flakes first!

 

[jchaplick]

When corn cob doesnt really mean corn cob...you might be a pipe smoker

 

[mjtannen]

....When you are too lazy to dirty a clean pipe ash tray and tend to dump right into your fireplace.

 

[cyndi]

If you drop your cell phone and your pipe, you rescue the pipe first!