Would You Bid Against A Forum Member?

[cosmicfolklore]

and, it's an estate ironing board. But, I keep looking, because I know that one day that I am going to run across an artisan ironing board. You can never have too many ironing boards!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Oh, I just read the whole thread, and I forgot to add that I am 5'11" and weigh in at 185, which means nothing. I just didn't want to feel left out. ::

 

[cigrmaster]

mayfair," Hey Francis, lighten up."
peck,

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This disclaimer, is a thing of beauty. I get hard when my lawyer writes this stuff to my tenants or whoever I want to screw with. It is the reason attorneys are above the rest of the teeming masses.

 

[tslex]

Cigarmaster wrote:

mayfair," Hey Francis, lighten up."

You know what? I'm kind of ashamed. Four words and he perfectly expressed the complete gist of my 500-word jeremiad, without consuming so darned many pixels.
CM, I bow before your superior skills. Next time, can I send you my post in advance for editing?

 

[pitchfork]

Jeez, do any of you girls have jobs? Or quilts to make?
(5'4" 297.5 lbs)

 

[cigrmaster]

tslex, I am loath to read novella's so if you want me to edit it, don't let it be more that 100 words.

 

[tslex]

CM, that's fair.
What was it Pascal said? "If I had more time, I'd have written a shorter letter."

 

[jefff]

Height and weight please.

 

[rfernand]

Sure, why not? It's no different from a yearly auction at the local Pipe Club.

 

[sablebrush52]

Geez,
Can't we all just...get along?
(800 lb Gorilla)

 

[condorlover1]

Well there goes the neighborhood! Who the 'feck' let Donald Trump join this forum!

 

[fordm60]

Things seem a touch heated, closing thread.