Worlds Slowest Race

[The Clay King]

You are then the undisputed Clay King for certain! Slow or fast. Your mission is to take first place in both competitions.

As for the mulled wine, there must be some competition over there for that too. If not, you'll have to invent one.

@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Got another packet of Clan today; still practicing for clay pipe smoking competitions. I see why they smoke Clan in the clay pipe smoking competition I'm practicing for; I can down a clay pipe of Clan in under a minute!

 

[The Clay King]

That's great Dan, but we want video next time or it didn't happen!!!

And keep up the intensive training schedule...you're bound for glory in the next high-stakes competition over there!

@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Been volunteering for the Don Catchment Rivers Trust again today. Copying my files to a new hard drive; seems to take hours...
I don't want to fall asleep ?? in the bath
Going to get some more Clan down my throat!!!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Daamn Halfdan.. You can put em down. I can smoke a packet of cigarettes in an hour, If I'm driving. No way I could get that condor down so fast.. and for the mulled wine, that's something.

Be careful chugging that booze though.. That's a slippery slope.. I know I've slipped down it a time or two.

 

[The Clay King]

Daamn Halfdan.. You can put em down. I can smoke a packet of cigarettes in an hour, If I'm driving. No way I could get that condor down so fast.. and for the mulled wine, that's something.

Be careful chugging that booze though.. That's a slippery slope.. I know I've slipped down it a time or two.

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@Richmond B. Funkenhouser Thanks for the advice; glad you enjoyed the videos. I can smoke a cigarette in one drag!
Smoked all my Clan now.

 

[coming to_falling too]

I can smoke a cigarette in one drag!

I demand evidence!

 

[The Clay King]

I demand evidence!

@coming to_falling too

 

[coming to_falling too]

@coming to_falling too

Pretty impressive, Dan, but I'm a bit disappointed you didn't smoke the filter, too

 

[The Clay King]

Pretty impressive, Dan, but I'm a bit disappointed you didn't smoke the filter, too

@coming to_falling too Cigarette filters are meant to be non combustible

 

[coming to_falling too]

@coming to_falling too Cigarette filters are meant to be non combustible

You wouldn't let a little thing like that stop you, would you? Haha, just kidding around. Although I think I've accidentally smoked a filter or two in my day lol.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

One man demanded evidence, the next guy provided it..

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Those burnt filters produce a God awful smell..

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Is that also the world's slowest computer?

 

[brian64]

Only a fool would challenge @halfdan in any smokin' or drinkin' contest.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I wouldn't even try.

 

[The Clay King]

I wouldn't even try.

@Richmond B. Funkenhouser You'd probably lose
What if I don't win the clay pipe smoking competition???

 

[huckleberry]

Enjoy.

I surprised my wife one year, a long time ago, and took her to the Kentucky State Fair Pipe Smoking Contest. I even didn't enter so as she wouldn't be left alone in a strange crowd. She STILL said it was worse than watching Paint Dry!

I haven't taken her to the fair since then!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

@Richmond B. Funkenhouser You'd probably lose
What if I don't win the clay pipe smoking competition???

That would certainly make you a loser.. If you do lose, just come on here and tell us you won. We'll except that as truth and congratulate you.

You have the full support and backing of Pipesmagazine.. That's a big deal, you will definently have the upper hand.

My money is on you bro! Now get out there and smoke some ass!

 

[The Clay King]

That would certainly make you a loser.. If you do lose, just come on here and tell us you won. We'll except that as truth and congratulate you.

You have the full support and backing of Pipesmagazine.. That's a big deal, you will definently have the upper hand.

My money is on you bro! Now get out there and smoke some ass!

@Richmond B. Funkenhouser Many thanks; going to down another clay now!

 

[The Clay King]

That would certainly make you a loser.. If you do lose, just come on here and tell us you won. We'll except that as truth and congratulate you.

You have the full support and backing of Pipesmagazine.. That's a big deal, you will definently have the upper hand.

My money is on you bro! Now get out there and smoke some ass!

Downed my clay of Special Virginia in 1min 245s!

 

[The Clay King]

@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @coming to_falling too @brian64 Just chugged a clay pipe of Gold Block in under a minute. Put that in your pipe and smoke it