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The Clay King

(Formerly HalfDan)
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You gotta know the competitors.

@halfdan would literally smoke us. All hail the clay king.
@The Amish Tyrant I've already been getting some practice in!
I found out from the event organiser that they use Clan for the competition so I got a packet to practice with.
But I would like to see how long I can make a clay pipe of baccy last without relighting!
I notice the Condor packet in the pipe smoking championship video; I must have smoked a few packets in my clay pipes...
 

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@The Amish Tyrant Many thanks ?
What makes me the clay king???
Need to kick the ciggies; I can smoke Superkings in one drag!
You are the clay king since exclusively smoking clay pipes, competing in fast smoking events (I believe seeing you say that), attempting to slow down, and participating in reenactments similar to renaissance fairs in the States (but a different period).

All hail the clay king.
 
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The Clay King

(Formerly HalfDan)
Oct 2, 2018
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You are the clay king since exclusively smoking clay pipes, competing in fast smoking events (I believe seeing you say that), attempting to slow down, and participating in reenactments similar to renaissance fairs in the States (but a different period).

All hail the clay king.
@The Amish Tyrant Who do you think will win the clay pipe smoking championship???
I can almost smell all that pipe smoke - and some of it will be mine!!!
 

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Lifer
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I mentioned above that I would love to know what blend they use for their contest. I tried searching the web with no luck. Maybe one of our UK friend knows or could find out. If so, please share the info with us. puffy
 

The Clay King

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You might prefer this competition:

@brian64 Just downed my clay pipe of Clan in under 1 minute!
Swigged a full 750ml bottle ? of Mulled Wine ? in 35 seconds:
Drank it in true Viking style; it was like a torrent of mulled wine flowing down my throat - Man it went down well!
 
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Lifer
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@brian64 Just downed my clay pipe of Clan in under 1 minute!
Swigged a full 750ml bottle ? of Mulled Wine ? in 35 seconds:
Drank it in true Viking style; it was like a torrent of mulled wine flowing down my throat - Man it went down well!
Well done! You Sir are the clay pipe and mulled wine king.
 
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The Clay King

(Formerly HalfDan)
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Pretty impressive, Dan. Next video I expect to see is one of you smoking a clay full of Clan and downing a bottle of mulled wine in under 2 minutes!
@coming to_falling too I can't drink and smoke at the same time:)
Do you mean smoking the pipe and then swigging the full bottle of wine?
The Tesco mulled wine is only 5% so no hangover:)
 
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