You may be halfdan but you're full-mulled!
Worlds Slowest Race
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@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Just smoked a clay pipe of Special Virginia in 1 minute 35 seconds and then downed a bottle of Mulled Wine ? in 40 seconds.
I might be Halfdan but I'm full mulled
I could see myself winning the clay pipe smoking competition I'm thinking of taking part in
That's great Dan, but we want video next time or it didn't happen!!!@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Just smoked a clay pipe of Special Virginia in 1 minute 35 seconds and then downed a bottle of Mulled Wine ? in 40 seconds.
I might be Halfdan but I'm full mulled
I could see myself winning the clay pipe smoking competition I'm thinking of taking part in
And keep up the intensive training schedule...you're bound for glory in the next high-stakes competition over there!
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@brian64 I'm going to keep up my training; still doing healthier activity like regular 1 Mile swimming ?. Made some chocolate ? brownies for tomorrow and going to a volunteer day at Bluebank Loops. Going to have a pint and a pipe after; I think I'll have earned them!!!
A good portion of anyone's cellar gone filling one of these magnums. In fact, I think these should be re-named as Melchizedek sizes!
Well, ok...I guess...just try not to let all that other stuff interfere too much with your drinkin' and smokin'!
@brian64 Going to have a pint and a pipe; should I smoke my clay pipe slowly or down it???
I can smoke a cigarette in one drag
Even a Hamlet cigar
@Chasing Embers I'll have to get a giant clay cadger pipe and see how long it takes to smoke all the baccy
I'm assuming you're training for the speed-smoking competition so better down it! I'm not sure you're cut out for the slow smoke contests.
@brian64 I made a clay pipe of Condor last 45 minutes once and would like to get an hour out of a clay pipe of baccy like Cavendish did
You are then the undisputed Clay King for certain! Slow or fast. Your mission is to take first place in both competitions.@brian64 I made a clay pipe of Condor last 45 minutes once and would like to get an hour out of a clay pipe of baccy like Cavendish did
As for the mulled wine, there must be some competition over there for that too. If not, you'll have to invent one.
@Chasing Embers One of these: Giant Clay Tobacco Pipes - http://www.dawnmist.org/cadger.htm@Chasing Embers I'll have to get a giant clay cadger pipe and see how long it takes to smoke all the baccy
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