I say chug the mulled wine first.. You need a Winning edge.
Worlds Slowest Race
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@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @brian64 @coming to_falling too @TheIronMonkey Going to down another clay; need to keep practicing!
Easy, Dan, you're going to smoke up all the tobacco and there will be none left for the competition!
@coming to_falling too @brian64 @Richmond B. Funkenhouser The clay pipes and tobacco are provided to the contestants...
You get to keep the pipe afterwards; I'll have to ask if the contestants can smoke the leftover baccy...
You'll have the whole pouch smoked by the time they've finished their first pipe
@coming to_falling too @brian64 @Richmond B. Funkenhouser I can almost smell all that pipe smoke - and some of it will be mine when I take part!
I can imagine the fire ? brigade getting called out thinking the venue is on fire ?!
Now to get that clay pipe of Special Virginia down my throat
@coming to_falling too @Richmond B. Funkenhouser @brian64 But I wouldn't smoke the pouch because of the plastic fumes; it would taste horrible and go against my beliefs in reducing plastic pollution!
@coming to_falling too @brian64 @Richmond B. Funkenhouser I know
Did you say I'd smoke all the baccy???
Still got a bit of pipe baccy left; probably finish the packet today.
Should I smoke it slowly or down it???
@coming to_falling too @brian64 @Richmond B. Funkenhouser I know
Did you say I'd smoke all the baccy???
Still got a bit of pipe baccy left; probably finish the packet today.
Should I smoke it slowly or down it???
Whichever way gives you the most enjoyment @halfdan ! ?
@Brendan @coming to_falling too @brian64 @Richmond B. Funkenhouser At the other end of the scale I'd like to see how long I can make a clay pipe of baccy last; I managed 45 minutes once and got 20 minutes out of one of my Pollock clays this week. I don't think I could keep my pipe smoking for an hour like Cavendish though
Maybe I could give it a try when I go to the re-enactments...
Don't listen to brendan.. You're a competitor now and people are counting on you. Smoke that shit.
AND DON'T SMOKE PLASTIC.. you'll damage your smoking abilities. Believe me, I've done it.
AND DON'T SMOKE PLASTIC.. you'll damage your smoking abilities. Believe me, I've done it.
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser I'm all out of pipe baccy now...
Smoking the pipe tobacco pouch would go against my environmental volunteering and plastic reduction
We have a local to tobacconist in Chesterfield that sells loose pipe baccy; when I went to see the Sealed Knot my dad says reusing the packet didn't offset the emissions from burning the tobacco
Everyone says I'd get through a full packet of pipe baccy over a weekend reenactment
@coming to_falling too Smoked all my pipe baccy now...
Well, Dan, I suggest you go buy some more! Are you planning on practicing for the slow smoke competition at all?
@coming to_falling too @brian64 @Richmond B. Funkenhouser Yes but not at home ?; I'd like to get out of town and find somewhere quiet where I'm not going to get bothered...
Going to order from Smokingpipes.com for the re-enactments.
Going to make some bread ? today.
I don't think I can make a clay pipe of baccy last more than an hour like Cavendish did; I made mine last about 20 minutes and have managed 45 minutes once without relighting.
Do you think smoking my clay pipe the fastest or slowest would impress the re-enactors the most?
All hail the clay king ? Halfdan!
Maybe you could show them both ends of the spectrum. I'm sure you could make a clay last pretty long. The bowl I smoked the other day in my clay pipe lasted a little over an hour.
@coming to_falling too Wow!
How did you manage it?
Any secrets you could let this fellow clay pipe smoker?
Did you need to relight the clay pipe?
I'm all out of pipe baccy now...
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