Take it easy, BROBS. Yes, you need to be here a while to start figuring Cosmic out. He's got a unique personality and sense of humour which threw me off too when I first joined. Unfortunately, personality doesn't always come through very accurately in a written medium, even with all the emojis.
Cosmic's stance on Petes and cobs is well known to most veterans here (which is why I sometimes taunt him about cobs). In many respects I agree with him in regards to both Petes and cobs. Even my local tobacconist who actively sells and markets Peterson told me that the lower priced pipes are so-so, and that I'd need to go with one of the higher grades to avoid issues. I've refrained from buying Petes from all the horror stories I've heard here, not just from Cosmic. I also hope that now that Laudisi owns them most, if not all the issues will go away. Till then, though...
And I don't think Cosmic was shamelessly plugging his business here. He was reluctant to give the URL, but some of us kinda pressed him into it. Besides, most of his items aren't even remotely pipe-related, so how is sharing that spam in any way? Hell, I would be guilty of the same 'sin' by showing away my leatherwork, some of which IS pipe-related.
Again, take it easy mate. Cosmic is, well just Cosmic.