You have been registered on this site for, very literally, less than 1% of the time of Cosmic.
Exactly. BROBS, you’re not allowed to post like that until you’ve been accepted to... Members Island!
I’ve yet to get the invite, but the rumor is a random person will bump into you and slip an invite into your pocket.
From there you go to a secret underground ceremony where you’re strapped to a pole and forced inhale Captain Black Grape until you sign in blood that you love it.
After that, you’ll be sent to the Texas flatlands to retrieve an old clay pipe that’s been hidden inside an active rattlesnake hibernaculum. You must retrieve the pipe, without being bitten, and return it to ssjones where it will be meticulously inspected for damage.
If he gives the okay, you’re given a map to Members Island where you must drink Ayahuasca and sleep on a bed of hot coals.
Then you’re beaten senseless and returned home, where, if you’ve been accepted, you will get a call. You must answer on the second ring.
I don’t know what happens next, this is all I’ve heard!

j/k