Much as I love cobs, I believe I would prefer a Peterson 314 Standard, mentioned above. More pocketable when broken down, and being outdoors, you can pull the stem and fling the reeking juices that build up in the reservoir. And in the unlikely event that you lose it, what is it? A hundred dollar pipe, at most?
And speaking of reeking juices, chaw comes to mind, even if not a habitual user. And bourbon. I like to take occasional small sips of bourbon when hiking. Clears the head. (TMI? Hey, you axed.)
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