What to Do with the Tamper in Public?

[BROBS]

Why use those pansy pants cloth pockets when you have the perfectly good one god gave you?! Stick your pipe, tamper, lighter, etc up your ass like a real man!!!

nature's pocket

 

[saintpeter]

For what it is worth I just lick it off and drop it back in the ash tray.

 

[brian64]

And while I'm at it, what's with all of these fancy leather pipe purses bags?

 

[brian64]

His tear stained face crying out loud holding his tamper out for all to see like a 3 year holding out her sucker she dropped in the dirt and just picked up......

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Shame on us.......

A tamper tantrum?

 

[Waning Embers]

A tamper tantrum?

There's the thread winner.

 

[SpookedPiper]

I just read 5, F-I-V-E, Cinco freaking...pages on how to clean your tamper! You guys are truly amazing at perpetuating on about licking, sticking, stuffing, and buffing your tools.

I applaud you all and thankyou for the helpful insights.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I'll bet you all cried like little bitches when Dumbo's mother got locked up.

I did...

 

[Waning Embers]

I'll bet you all cried like little bitches when Dumbo's mother got locked up.

You were right there with us.

 

[sablebrush52]

Why use those pansy pants cloth pockets when you have the perfectly good one god gave you?! Stick your pipe, tamper, lighter, etc up your ass like a real man!!!

The problem is, everything will end up tasting like Balkan Sobranie.

 

[alaskanpiper]

The problem is, everything will end up tasting like Balkan Sobranie.

Your ass smells like gasoline and puppy farts?

 

[sablebrush52]

Your ass smells like gasoline and puppy farts?

I didn't know you traveled all the way from Alaska just to sniff my butt.

Do you need bus fare back?

 

[alaskanpiper]

I didn't know you traveled all the way from Alaska just to sniff my butt.

Do you need bus fare back?

Yep. That’ll be $1,200 please.

 

[sablebrush52]

Yep. That’ll be $1,200 please.

How about this. I'll get you a fresh box, tape it up nice and neat, punch a few air holes in the aide, give you a tin of Holly's Non Plus Ultra to enjoy on your return trip, and mail you out parcel post for $8.95.

 

[Magpiety]

I just put it back into my pocket like the dirty hillbilly I am

 

[Mr.Mike]

I gave up keeping track of tampers long ago. I always use my finger , then just rub my hands together and shake em out.

 

[alaskanpiper]

How about this. I'll get you a fresh box, tape it up nice and neat, punch a few air holes in the aide, give you a tin of Holly's Non Plus Ultra to enjoy on your return trip, and mail you out parcel post for $8.95.

Sounds like an adventure. Throw in a six pack of beer and I'm in.

 

[sablebrush52]

Sounds like an adventure. Throw in a six pack of beer and I'm in.

Done. And just to make your trip home more memorable, I'll toss in a gerbil to keep you satisfied.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Done. And just to make your trip home more memorable, I'll toss in a gerbil to keep you satisfied.

I would need far more to eat than a measly gerbil for a trip that lon.........................oh I see, you're talking about putting things in your butt again.

 

[mso489]

What you do with your tamper in the privacy of your own home is your own business. Sorry, the title just keys punchlines.

 

[DarkButterfly]

My czech tool goes back in my tin when I'm done using it, don't usually clean it until I get home as it doesn't get all that sooty.