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I was just having a flashback of trying to get my father to keep his pants on in the middle of the grocery store.
LOL. My mum found your avatar way funny when I showed her a thread last nite in which you posted.
Yeah, baffles me.
Guess it's a new category: I see Guests have no stats and you can't PM them.
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I used to PM members when they seemed distressed to try to cool them down. So far, it has never ever worked, ha ha. I am the type that stresses when he sees someone else stress out. I really need to just grab some popcorn and chill, ha ha.
I just went back and read the opening post, and designed an answer that is not what I would do, but maybe what this Plastic Mask might deem satisfactory.
Home: Old rag.
Public: Handkerchief.
No silly sausage remarks, just an answer....
That was hard.
Home: Old rag.
Public: Handkerchief.
No silly sausage remarks, just an answer....
That was hard.
I only cracked jokes because the poster said he didn't want to be poisoned by people cracking jokes. I guess I just couldn't help myself. If his sense of humor is that non existent, he's on the wrong forum. I bet he's a real hoot at parties though!
I carry 8 tampers, each to clean the one before the other, by the time I do a full rotation of this 12 times all of the tampers appear to be clean, on the occasions that they aren’t I repeat the process. On one occasion i had to call out of work while doing this in the parking lot of my employment, I didn’t think anyone saw me but I still managed to get fired. I contacted a lawyer to see about unlawful termination but he told me the case had too much tampering to be taken seriously.
Politically correct tampering is THE major problem facing America today. I consider the use of a tamper to be an effete affectation of feminized metro seuxal nancy boys who manscape and then lunch. We've been given fingers and the ability to form calluses. What the hell more does a person need?
And while I'm at it, what's with all of these fancy leather pipepurses bags? What the hell is the matter with everyone. You've got pockets, damn it!! Pockets! Afraid that a pipe in a pocket will spoil your figure and you won't get asked to dance? I'll bet you all cried like little bitches when Dumbo's mother got locked up.
Use your fingers and your pockets, like nature intended.
And while I'm at it, what's with all of these fancy leather pipe
Use your fingers and your pockets, like nature intended.
2 things.
1. I have no idea what this is:
but even without conjuring an image in my head it made me laugh.
2. I just realized @cigrmaster 's name says cigr and not cigar.
Life is funny that way I guess. Keep up the good work!
1. I have no idea what this is:
but even without conjuring an image in my head it made me laugh.
2. I just realized @cigrmaster 's name says cigr and not cigar.
Life is funny that way I guess. Keep up the good work!
Is it weird that I don't wipe my tamper on anything? I just keep tamping. It doesn't seem to accumulate any significant amount of crap.
@sablebrush52 : This type of masculine tamping toxicity is what has led to the whole tamping problem to begin with. If one cannot walk the streets of America tamping as they please and living their truth, then the American experiment has truly failed. Was it not Thomas Jefferson who once said "I may own slaves galore, but I'll be goddamned if anyone is gonna tell ME how to tamp in public!!!!!" ?
Your brazen attitude toward the emotional and personal expression of the diversity of tampers out there who are not "just like you" is clearly rooted in some sort of tampophobic Freudian desire to skip down the street tamping with a lollipop while belting Katy Perry tunes and swinging your leather pipe pouch about your neck like a hoola hoop. I suggest you educate yourself and get woke ASAP, otherwise our fine establishment here will be doomed to years and years of debating social issues such as this instead of addressing the REAL Kitchen Table Issues like the three pinch method and bowl coatings.
@sablebrush52 : This type of masculine tamping toxicity is what has led to the whole tamping problem to begin with. If one cannot walk the streets of America tamping as they please and living their truth, then the American experiment has truly failed. Was it not Thomas Jefferson who once said "I may own slaves galore, but I'll be goddamned if anyone is gonna tell ME how to tamp in public!!!!!" ?
Your brazen attitude toward the emotional and personal expression of the diversity of tampers out there who are not "just like you" is clearly rooted in some sort of tampophobic Freudian desire to skip down the street tamping with a lollipop while belting Katy Perry tunes and swinging your leather pipe pouch about your neck like a hoola hoop. I suggest you educate yourself and get woke ASAP, otherwise our fine establishment here will be doomed to years and years of debating social issues such as this instead of addressing the REAL Kitchen Table Issues like the three pinch method and bowl coatings.
Shame on absolutely every single one of you. That poor man came here for an answer to an obviously dire problem, "what to wipe his tamper on," and you guys poisoned him, absolutely poisoned him with your tomfoolery. Shame shame shame... This was important to him, and we let him down. Now... we have to live with this shame.
With no proper answer to his question, he could be forced to walk the streets with a soiled tamper. The horror.
His tear stained face crying out loud holding his tamper out for all to see like a 3 year holding out her sucker she dropped in the dirt and just picked up......
Shame on us.......
Shame on us.......
Why use those pansy pants cloth pockets when you have the perfectly good one god gave you?! Stick your pipe, tamper, lighter, etc up your ass like a real man!!!
not sure that makes you a real man, now passing it without showing discomfort might be manly, but if so you can buy me a dress and call me Susan or Barbra for all I care.