What Is The Most Repellent Blend?

[desrtrat68]

This thread is hilarious! It's fun to see how some people hate and others love the same blend. For me, so far I haven't had anything I've found THAT repulsive. I haven't found a drugstore blend I like, they all suck. I'm happy to see others in here not liking Blood Red Moon. I was so excited to get it and so looking forward to it. Loaded it up...took a few puffs and was like "WTF is this shit?". Terribly disappointing. There was one other that I don't remember the manufacturer but just tasted like hamster droppings cased in vulture vomit. It was called California Dream....smelled good in the tin though...YMMV

 

[logs]

In all seriousness, if Scotty’s Stonewall had been the first blend I tried, that might well have been my direction.

What is this Scotty's Stonewall? Never heard of it but people keep grousing about it.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

What is this Scotty's Stonewall? Never heard of it but people keep grousing about it.

It’s one of the “Scotty’s Bulk Blends” that Pipes & Cigars sells. It’s sold as an English, but it’s your run of the mill aromatic base blend with some Latakia tossed in. It clashes in my opinion, and tastes exactly like upchuck to me.

 

[logs]

sounds weird to be sure

 

[bent1]

Agreed OP, 3 Star Blue is nasty. But the worst dog rocket blend I can think of is Flying Dutchman. Truly a wicked, vile mixture of Satans breath, brake cleaner, & soap. Oops, i just belched a bit of reflux on the thought.

 

[bent1]

Crikie, i mentioned FD earlier in this thread. If I had that tin i‘d blast it with my 12g Mossburg. Then my luck, it would take root & start growing in the back yard.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

Crikie, i mentioned FD earlier in this thread. If I had that tin i‘d blast it with my 12g Mossburg. Then my luck, it would take root & start growing in the back yard.

Lol, never had it, but you make it sound appetizing! ?

 

[bent1]

FD....apply Carolina Reapers to cold sore & chase it with Dawn dish soap.

 

[logs]

Agreed OP, 3 Star Blue is nasty. But the worst dog rocket blend I can think of is Flying Dutchman.

Haven't tried Flying Dutchman. Do they even make it any longer? P&C is selling a match blend of it so someone must have nostalgia for the bad old days.

Regarding 3 Star Blue, I just amused myself reading all the one star reviews it's garnered on Tobacco Reviews (36 of them!). Doing so induced a perverse kind of nostalgia in me for a shit-blend I have had since the 90s, so I've ordered a pouch off Smoking Pipes... you know, just to relive the horror. Maybe It's good to revisit the bad old days once in a while??

 

[BROBS]

I have match FD and it's good.

 

[PaulTheScandinavian]

I happily noticing almost no one here seems to smoke Borkum Riffs or Scandinavik mixtures,oh there are that many of horrible blends that i won't get into details here, either way, many of those are bitey or topped with chemical flavorings &PC,and this way masking badly processed and inferior quality tobacco leaf

 

[BROBS]

what if you made a repellent blend on purpose? Insect Repellent. Citronella?

 

[virginialover]

Captain Black White tasted like a horrid humectant trying to imitate pipe tobacco.
SG Canon Plug had so much honeydew flavor that it masked any tobacco taste and almost put me off the fruit itself.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

what if you made a repellent blend on purpose? Insect Repellent. Citronella?

Smoke does help keep the bugs off.

 

[twangthang]

Sam Gawith Grousemoor.... The Lemon Pledge, citronella candle flavoring is guaranteed to repel more than just mosquitos.

 

[BROBS]

Sam Gawith Grousemoor.... The Lemon Pledge, citronella candle flavoring is guaranteed to repel more than just mosquitos.

Shit’s delicious.
blaspheme! Burn the heretic!

 

[samuelgawith01]

Paladin Cherry.Half n Half.

Well,alright,maybe Half n Half will improve with 20 years of aging.Just my opinion.

 

[briarbuck]

Geraniums, Burning hair and Indian food that has been marinating in a dirty diaper for a week.

 

[logs]

Paladin Cherry.Half n Half.

Well,alright,maybe Half n Half will improve with 20 years of aging.Just my opinion.

How would you even know? Who puts 20 years on a tub of half and half??

 

[canucklehead]

How would you even know? Who puts 20 years on a tub of half and half??

I have several tins of 45+ year old Prince Albert.