What Is The Most Repellent Blend?

[logs]

We've all smoked pipe blends we didn't like, but what is the hell-blend that really stays with you? I'm talking about the one you can taste even now. . . being so repugnant that it's etched into your brain for life.

For starters:

- Three Star Blue: truly an unmitigated aromatic catastrophe. This blend is Satan's asshole.

- Jackknife Plug: A tin note of rancid apples with a generous helping of homeless shelter. It smokes okay but the tin note is a crime against humanity.

 

[verporchting]

Crooner. It’s like smoking a dirty diaper through a skunk’s ass.

 

[mso489]

I like burley ... a lot. But I've had some air dried Haitian leaf that is all bite and no flavor. Second only to some primo holiday blends that were all chemical burn from the flavoring, all that cinnamon and Pine Sol. I like Three Star Blue, though I had to let it age for a year or so; when I came back to it, it was downright civilized. Bayou Night from C&D was pretty rough the first go around, but I must have liked it well enough for the second order, which was much more mellow. I just ordered another small quantity. That's one blend the new ownership improved, I believe.

 

[Bowie]

We've all smoked pipe blends we didn't like, but what is the hell-blend that really stays with you? I'm talking about the one you can taste even now. . . being so repugnant that it's etched into your brain for life.

For starters:

- Three Star Blue: truly an unmitigated aromatic catastrophe. This blend is Satan's asshole.

- Jackknife Plug: A tin note of rancid apples with a generous helping of homeless shelter. It smokes okay but the tin note is a crime against humanity.

I was thinking of buying some Jackknife Plug. Now I'm wary yet also strangely intrigued to try it.

 

[hauntedmyst]

Caminetto Barollo a potent combination of Cherry urinal cake flavoring and dumpster fire tongue bit.

Carter Hall is the second from recent memory. I didn't know there was a topping that simulated a mouthful of angry wasps but they achieved it.

I know it heresy to most but McClelland ketchup Virginia blends tasted disgusting to me. They made some wonderful English blends but smoking something that smelled like regurgitated ketchup never appealed to me.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Caminetto Barollo a potent combination of Cherry urinal cake flavoring and dumpster fire tongue bit.

Carter Hall is the second from recent memory. I didn't know there was a topping that simulated a mouthful of angry wasps but they achieved it.

Ch does bite. That's funny because the pouch says it has no bite.

 

[saltedplug]

I smoked asbout 100g of JackKnife Plug and in this never developed any strong opinion of it. Then I went on to buy a great deal of it, which was purchased agreeably in my second tobacco sale.

 

[Jwebb90]

I've mentioned this blend elsewhere but Briarworks Bacon Old Fashioned is horrific and still haunts me.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Captain Black Cherry.... I believe it's blended in hell by the souls of the damned.

 

[hauntedmyst]

Ch does bite. That's funny because the pouch says it has no bite.

They could rename it Great White or Pitbull

 

[cigrmaster]

Samuel Gawith Firedance flake. It tastes like puke.

 

[logs]

all that cinnamon and Pine Sol.

lol

 

[logs]

I was thinking of buying some Jackknife Plug. Now I'm wary yet also strangely intrigued to try it.

To get the full "something died in my tin" funk, you'll need to age it a few years. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[mingc]

C&D Bayou Night, supposedly 50% perique, smells like a compost heap. I'm still gathering courage sufficient to smoke it.

Drum RYO, before I gave up cigs, always smelled a little like sick to me, and would make me wretch, even without lighting up.

 

[ray47]

Captain Black Cherry.... I believe it's blended in hell by the souls of the damned.

Oh Yeah!!!!! Captain Black Cherry turned me off of cherry blends forever. I even tried Cult Blood Red Moon and SG Top Black Cherry later on, but they just turned me off.

 

[mortonbriar]

I am struggling to think of a blend I found repellant. I find them underwhelming, too strong, or harsh, or biting, or sticky sweet cloggy messes...but not really repellant.

 

[logs]

I know it heresy to most but McClelland ketchup Virginia blends tasted disgusting to me. They made some wonderful English blends but smoking something that smelled like regurgitated ketchup never appealed to me.

Yeah, I had a problem with McClelland too. I started out a big fan, but eventually the incessant ketchup aroma started to be revolting to me. I still smoke them from time to time but I don't really miss them the way some people do. Their green label oriental series is pleasant and has no ketchup.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

For me it was Gawith Bosun Plug. It contains oil of cloves which means (to me) it tastes like toothache tincture and also has a slight numbing effect, a bit like Kretek cigarettes.?

 

[hauntedmyst]

For me it was Gawith Bosun Plug. It contains oil of cloves which means (to me) it tastes like toothache tincture and also has a slight numbing effect, a bit like Kretek cigarettes.?

I haven't tried it but I have tried clove cigs so I don't see the appeal.

 

[sandollars]

I was thinking of buying some Jackknife Plug. Now I'm wary yet also strangely intrigued to try it.

Methinks Logs got a bad batch. The stuff is excellent, IMHO