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sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
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Vauen Auenland Evening Mixture. Tasted like Ernest Borgnine's asshole. Second place would have to be Peterson Nutty Cut. Tasted like Ethel Merman's bellybutton lint. Bronze medal goes to CAO Cherrybomb, which I'm going to go ahead and claim is not actually pipe tobacco. The dottle, the heat generated...I was more confused than Liberace at a Spearmint Rhino.
Hey! I worked with Ernest Borgnine! A nicer guy never lived!
 

Servant King

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Hey! I worked with Ernest Borgnine! A nicer guy never lived!
I don't doubt you for a second, but it just goes to show you, it's the nicest guys that have the most rancid tasting assholes. I'm sure any other forum member can attest to this. Let me rephrase that: I hope any other forum member can attest to this. I was about to choose Walter Matthau instead. Would that have been better?
 

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Lifer
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Not if your theory regarding the ratio of anal rancidness to nice guyness proves true.

You know you can't escape this corner you're painting yourself into...deeper...deeper...
I know, it's a deep corner, but I can use Funkenhouser's triumphant return to the forum as a diversion and escape that way...
 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
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Vauen Auenland Evening Mixture. Tasted like Ernest Borgnine's asshole. Second place would have to be Peterson Nutty Cut. Tasted like Ethel Merman's bellybutton lint. Bronze medal goes to CAO Cherrybomb, which I'm going to go ahead and claim is not actually pipe tobacco. The dottle, the heat generated...I was more confused than Liberace at a Spearmint Rhino.
what the heck has happened in your life that you know Ernest Borgnine so well?
 
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C&D Cross Eyed Cricket. Bought in an effort to harken back to on the bayou, found it to be like lighting up a bowl full of potpourri and pine sol. That plus a bad experience with their Nutty Irishman (more like Chemical Flamethrower) has nearly turned me off completely from C&D. Maybe they use some topping that I just cant palate, but there are too many great tobaccos out there to waste time on things I don't enjoy.
 
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Lifer
Nov 13, 2019
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Vauen Auenland Evening Mixture. Tasted like Ernest Borgnine's asshole. Second place would have to be Peterson Nutty Cut. Tasted like Ethel Merman's bellybutton lint. Bronze medal goes to CAO Cherrybomb, which I'm going to go ahead and claim is not actually pipe tobacco. The dottle, the heat generated...I was more confused than Liberace at a Spearmint Rhino.
Them shits r bad
 

elvishrunes

Can't Leave
Jun 19, 2017
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Grousemoor - taste like an old mildewed Le Chameau boot.
That was it, I was thinking of the backy! A guy I used to know gave me a couple tins he didn’t want almost a decade ago, and one was that... The smell was so rank, I didn’t even try, I probly should have tho. The other was Eileen’s dream, a perfectly respectable vanilla aro, I finished the whole tin.
 
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I got a tin of CD wintertime reserve Comet i think it was. Nothing but bite and a topping that overpowered all else. Smoked a couple times and I'm still tasting it when i get towards the bottom of that pipe. I now know why they were giving it away free with the purchase of a Peterson.
 

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Lifer
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You know how you're mom told you not to sit so close to the t.v., well now we know why she said that.
I didn't sit still, though. Not by a long shot! I was running around the house with my water pistol pretending I was blasting Mexicans. A reverie which, growing up in Los Angeles, I had to snap myself out of pretty quickly, lest I end up getting filled with lead myself!
 

anotherbob

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I didn't sit still, though. Not by a long shot! I was running around the house with my water pistol pretending I was blasting Mexicans. A reverie which, growing up in Los Angeles, I had to snap myself out of pretty quickly, lest I end up getting filled with lead myself!
kind of reminds me of how you can't sing along to certain songs at work, cause the best case scenario if someone walks in on you is getting a chance to explain the context. That's a line from the bad guys perspective or explaining who Kalki is and their relation to the new aeon. Not really a place you want to be at even if things go fine. On the front of watching t.v. when a kid. I always liked the bad guys more or even if I didn't like them I always found them way more interesting and to have much better fashion.
 
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