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Majored in art in HS, majored in art in college, married my highschool sweetheart and found out fine arts didn't pay the bills. Got a job as a paginator at a now defunct newspaper. Before a recession shut it down I had graduated to editorial cartoonist and graphic artist using a very early Apple. Unemployed I got a job loading/unloading trucks for Wonderbread/Hostess and delivered bulk newspapers at night in a $500 unisured unregistered Chevy van (married, first child, first house... you do what ya gotta do!). Wanted to move into route sales and couldn't so left Wonder and went to work for a local coffe company and ran a route. Wanted to wear a tie and be a big shot sales guy and took a job at a copier company. Sold a few copiers and fax machines to a nursing home and the owner asked me to come work for him as an admissions coordinator (essentially sales). Said yes and eventually he sent me back to college, got a BS in Healthcare Management and Marketing and became asst. administrator. The owner then retires as his family doesn't want to run the home and the new owners sweep the place clean of management. While I look for work I see an ad for the Orkin man. I can do sez I. And so I did. Became service manager in 6 months, went to presidents club and eventually went back to commercial sales which led me to branch manager. They moved me around, made promises that went unkept and long story short with this new recession, issues with my rent and mortgage and my wife leaving her job to move for my job, I wound up broke, forclosed and bankrupt. Left Orkin in the middle of the night (literally) and took a pest control sales job at a competitor. Quickly decided that pest control had lost it's lustre and sold my brains out saving every nickel. Quit and lived off the savings trying to figure out who/what I am. I know work at a mind numbingly beautiful job as an assembler at a medical device manufacturer. Thanks to the bankruptcy we don't need all that much to live, so the small paychecks are ok for now. We wait for the bank to finally toss us out and we go on. By the way, the mortgage bailout... Biggest scam ever pulled on this nation! We applied. Our 3 choices were pay your mortgage, pay your mortgage or pay your mortgage. Sorry for going off topic... still hurts is all.