The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa Thread 2022!

[B.Fee]

I wonder how much longer we can last...

 

[jguss]

Based on another running thread, Germain's will close down before this thread does.

This thread is perdurable. Abraham Van Helsing couldn’t kill it, not if he drove a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and crammed garlic into its mouth. That didn’t work with Mariah Carey and it wouldn’t work here.

 

[JJ_JJ_JJ_JJ]

From a gimp suit to a banana hammock. Maybe this is already a secret friend thread?

That's how you know it's a party

 

[jaytex1969]

Secret Santa never really ends, it just goes dormant for a while.

Like herpes....

 

[woodsroad]

This thread is perdurable. Abraham Van Helsing couldn’t kill it, not if he drove a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and crammed garlic into its mouth. That didn’t work with Mariah Carey and it wouldn’t work here.

For the record, her mouth was already full of garlic when I met her. She also had a complete set of the 1973 Encyclopedia Britannica in there, too. And some extra shoes.

 

[JJ_JJ_JJ_JJ]

For the record, her mouth was already full of garlic when I met her. She also had a complete set of the 1973 Encyclopedia Britannica in there, too. And some extra shoes.

Duhhhh where else would you store your shoes..?

 

[Andre_T]

The question becomes... Can we make it to 175?

 

[ThermionicScott]

The question becomes... Can we make it to 175?

I'm sure of it!

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

I have thoroughly enjoyed the Morgan Bones pipe from my Secret Santa!

 

[timt]

 

[jguss]

For the record, her mouth was already full of garlic when I met her. She also had a complete set of the 1973 Encyclopedia Britannica in there, too. And some extra shoes.

I was reviewing a physical inventory certified by KMPG and you barely scratched the surface. Their report (prepared on a LIFO basis) is somewhat whimsically entitled "Carey's Cavernous Maw, or the Undiscovered Country from Whose Bourn No Traveller Returns". Among other items KPMG listed Vermeer's The Concert, an intelligible copy of the 18.5 minute gap on the Watergate tapes, Judge Crater, a splinter of the true cross, and the gold of Tolosa.

I should add that this report was one of a series each covering a different orifice.

 

[woodsroad]

Different orifices, you say? I think I know where my snowblower went.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Different orifices, you say? I think I know where my snowblower went.

And maybe someone's snow went up her blower.

 

[Honkytonk Man]

That sounds like a euphemism for a happy ending.

There's plenty of that sort of thing, next to the ship-yard...

 

[Honkytonk Man]

Sorry to disappoint so many...

More practically, I reasoned that I did not know the age of the product and there was a high probability that some or all of the bottles would be dried out and no good by next year.

NO ONE wants a dried and crusty Mariah, (I hope)



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Ahi Ka would've been thrilled to receive that!

 

[vates]

@timt, good news! A little birdie told me that you can expect a package either late this week or early next.

For the rest of you schlubs, that means we have maybe a week left of this circus left.

Really hope so.

 

[JJ_JJ_JJ_JJ]

Really hope so.

 

[vates]

The thread is nice. Appreciate MC (probably, because I don't have the stigma). But the package is still en-route.

 

[B.Fee]

How to prepare for the end of secret santa 2022.
1, Reflect on your secret santa experience.
2, Be excited about your secret santa gift.
3, Smoke your secret santa gift eat your secret santa cookies and candy et cetera.
4, Post high praise about your secret santa.
5, Think of new memes for secret santa 2023.

 

[JJ_JJ_JJ_JJ]

How to prepare for the end of secret santa 2022.
1, Reflect on your secret santa experience.
2, Be excited about your secret santa gift.
3, Smoke your secret santa gift eat your secret santa cookies and candy et cetera.
4, Post high praise about your secret santa.
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5 stages of secret Santa grief