The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa Thread 2022!

[mikethompson]

There's this part of the US called Canada

You are really going to like your SS match Jesse

 

[sablebrush52]

You are really going to like your SS match Jesse

Just spreading a little Holiday cheer.

 

[jaytex1969]

There really is a meme for everything!

 

[woodsroad]

In the movie adaptation, go with a stiletto shoe instead of a knife.

Will do.
Good advice.
Jason Statham has agreed to play me in the movie. Rosie O’Donnell will play Mariah Carey. I wanted Bella Abzug to play Mariah, but it turns out that Abzug has been dead for almost 25 years, and the producers felt that although she probably still had better stage presence than Carey, getting her to stand up might be messy.

 

[woodsroad]

I haven't bought a can of purple goo since we tried a home made cranberry recipe 15 years ago.

If I can find it, I might share it.



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The tecipe on the bag of Ocean Spray cranberries is perfect. Just add more spices.

 

[Bengel]

Will do.
Good advice.
Jason Statham has agreed to play me in the movie. Rosie O’Donnell will play Mariah Carey. I wanted Bella Abzug to play Mariah, but it turns out that Abzug has been dead for almost 25 years, and the producers felt that although she probably still had better stage presence than Carey, getting her to stand up might be messy.

Dan with his stunt actress

 

[woodsroad]

Dan with his stunt actress
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If she’s stunted, I’d like to meet her sister.

And see how much I look like Jason?

 

[B.Fee]

If she’s stunted, I’d like to meet her sister.

And see how much I look like Jason?

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[onestrangeone]

Decided to play along this year, I’m not overly picky, but I’m not a fan of the sweet fruit flavored aro’s. I like Lakelands, at least the ones I’ve tried so far, Va’s Vaper’s Vabur’s Orientals and Dark fired are where my taste are.

 

[jaytex1969]

This PSA brought to you by a bunch of clueless liars...

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[B.Fee]

 

[Ahi Ka]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[B.Fee]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[mikethompson]

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Respectfully, let's keep Doug Ford and politics out of this thread.

 

[mikethompson]

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Never seen Christmas Herons before!