Can someone explain the Mariah Carey thing?
The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2020! :: General Pipe Smoking Discussion
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We actually need to have him tell it in front of a camera and include clips of reenactments with low budget actors that look nothing like the people in the story. It should be mandatory viewing with a quiz for everyone who signs up.This link really needs to be included in the OP secret Santa post every year
The @woodsroad story changes a little each year, too. But, forget all that—look what I found in the record bin today! Unfortunately, my turntable still isn't set up.This link really needs to be included in the OP secret Santa post every year
And the Microcephalic Singers!The @woodsroad story changes a little each year, too. But, forget all that—look what I found in the record bin today! Unfortunately, my turntable still isn't set up.
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Did I forget the part where Mariah pulls a stiletto on me?We actually need to have him tell it in front of a camera and include clips of reenactments with low budget actors that look nothing like the people in the story. It should be mandatory viewing with a quiz for everyone who signs up.
In the movie adaptation, go with a stiletto shoe instead of a knife.Did I forget the part where Mariah pulls a stiletto on me?
Yeah, about that. I never bother to reset my clocks. Why bother? And this whole standard VS daylight savings time? How stupid are we? Just split the difference instead of arguing over whether it's the large end or the small end of the egg. Reset by 1/2 hour, you brain donors. It's all completely arbitrary anyway.
Yummie! It just doesn't get more festive than this!
Brain donors? LolYeah, about that. I never bother to reset my clocks. Why bother? And this whole standard VS daylight savings time? How stupid are we? Just split the difference instead of arguing over whether it's the large end or the small end of the egg. Reset by 1/2 hour, you brain donors. It's all completely arbitrary anyway.
Oh, we have that too. There's this part of the US calledBrain donors? Lol
Might be ‘arbitrary’ to you boys in the states but to us in the UK, it’s a complete necessity. If it wasn’t for resetting the clocks, parts of Scotland wouldn’t see daylight until the afternoon! (slight exaggeration maybe).