I'd better get it ready to ship in February! I'd rather deliver it myself though, and hopefully try one of Javan's hand rolled cigars. I do miss traveling. I'll have to look up that prior thread on pith helmets...
The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!
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Sounds like New Jersey, except they filled it with New Yorkers.
I wonder, if in a great twist of irony, when Javan reappears to finally post pictures of his Secret Santa package, he will have to lock this thread for getting so off the rails.
In that spirit,
In that spirit,
Go back to the first page. You need to have a minimum post count, and to have been a member for a minimum length of time.
Then of course you need to own 2 pairs of socks, have at least 1 uncle, 18 pipes (mix of cobs and briar, be willing to ship 2 tins of tobacco to your recipient, enjoy jazz, speak 3 languages including Esperanto, play an instrument, understand the subtlties of memes and the meme lifestyle, carry a birth year quarter with you at all times, and most of all be willing to relocate.
It helps if you are between 5'11' and 6' in height, play baseball (but not well), illustrate graphic novels based on 1920s Czech documentaries, can sneeze backwards, dance like no one is watching, bake, cook, clean, know the basics of thermal dynamics, know the fundamentals of molecular gastronomy, are fluent in Microsoft Windows 3.1, and are certified to teach Geography in Hawaii.
This thread is the 2nd law in action.
As in inertia? Or it keeps on ticking after taking a licking? Energizer bunny?
The most important and hardest step would be to still be here next year.
Probably one of those weird Canadian things.
That's what I figured. Like where they send you if you take too many penalties in a pee-wee hockey game or something... ?Probably one of those weird Canadian things.
Hey! HEY! Easy now.Probably one of those weird Canadian things.
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@tzinc
How? Wait until next year and follow the instructions (see the first post in this thread).
Not everyone makes it to the finish line. or the starting line, for that matter.
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