The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!

[woodsroad]

Go back to the first page. You need to have a minimum post count, and to have been a member for a minimum length of time.

Then of course you need to own 2 pairs of socks, have at least 1 uncle, 18 pipes (mix of cobs and briar, be willing to ship 2 tins of tobacco to your recipient, enjoy jazz, speak 3 languages including Esperanto, play an instrument, understand the subtlties of memes and the meme lifestyle, carry a birth year quarter with you at all times, and most of all be willing to relocate.

It helps if you are between 5'11' and 6' in height, play baseball (but not well), illustrate graphic novels based on 1920s Czech documentaries, can sneeze backwards, dance like no one is watching, bake, cook, clean, know the basics of thermal dynamics, know the fundamentals of molecular gastronomy, are fluent in Microsoft Windows 3.1, and are certified to teach Geography in Hawaii.

Does Windows for Workgroups (in Swahili) qualify?
And you forgot about having a proven proficiency in recreational bariatric surgery.

 

[B.Fee]

With a nic nac paddy wack give a dog a bone, this old thread keeps rolling on.
"Merry Christmas ?"

 

[PipeIT]

teach Geography in Hawaii.

Did someone say Hawaii? LOL ?

 

[tzinc]

Go back to the first page. You need to have a minimum post count, and to have been a member for a minimum length of time.

Then of course you need to own 2 pairs of socks, have at least 1 uncle, 18 pipes (mix of cobs and briar, be willing to ship 2 tins of tobacco to your recipient, enjoy jazz, speak 3 languages including Esperanto, play an instrument, understand the subtlties of memes and the meme lifestyle, carry a birth year quarter with you at all times, and most of all be willing to relocate.

It helps if you are between 5'11' and 6' in height, play baseball (but not well), illustrate graphic novels based on 1920s Czech documentaries, can sneeze backwards, dance like no one is watching, bake, cook, clean, know the basics of thermal dynamics, know the fundamentals of molecular gastronomy, are fluent in Microsoft Windows 3.1, and are certified to teach Geography in Hawaii.

I actually do qualify with all that - except for the fact I own only 1 pair of socks - can I still join?

 

[woodsroad]

I actually do qualify with all that - except for the fact I own only 1 pair of socks - can I still join?

No.

 

[jmill208]

Just dawned on me that I still have some Christmas decor on the front porch that needs to come down. I feel somewhat vindicated by the fact that this thread is still rolling on.
Those left hanging around here are the ones whose lights and decorations don’t come down till June, if at all. Admit it.

 

[mikethompson]

Probably one of those weird Canadian things.

Like Buffalo?

Does Windows for Workgroups (in Swahili) qualify?

I'm not sure, contact Dan (@woodsroad) for clarification.

I actually do qualify with all that - except for the fact I own only 1 pair of socks - can I still join?

You have roughly 10 months to obtain another pair.

 

[woodsroad]

I'm not sure, contact Dan (@woodsroad) for clarification.

Me talking to me.
It’s my most productive activity.

 

[Michigan_Bill]

I actually do qualify with all that - except for the fact I own only 1 pair of socks - can I still join?

Especially if you wear them with sandals! ?

 

[PipeIT]

Especially if you wear them with sandals! ?

Hey now, don’t be putting down the sandals LOL ?

So, funny this conversation comes up, because my wife walked in from work tonight, and brought me home a new pair of sandals, they actually call them slippas out here.

And I do wear socks and slippas all the time. ??

These are all I live in, but damm after years of rubber rubbing on the bottom of your feet it gets rough, my big toes always crack and peel, so I wear ankle cut socks a lot, to make it more, comfy.

As long as you wear some ankle cuts socks then you look cool... LOL

Socks and slippas very local out here. ?

 

[Ahi Ka]

@PipeIT those aren’t sandals, slippers or thongs. They are jandals. And sometimes they are flip flops.

 

[PipeIT]

@PipeIT those aren’t sandals, slippers or thongs. They are jandals. And sometimes they are flip flops.

Well you know how those Americans can be LOL ?

They call these Rubber Sandals.

I am actually more use to calling them Zorries living before in Micronesia and Asia.

So when you say sandals out here, this is what they think.

Here’s a Hawaiian company what they list as their Sandals, which they say are Hawaiian Inspired Sandals.

Men’s Sandals, Flip Flops, and Slide Sandals | OluKai

Shop OluKai for the Best Men's Sandals, Flip Flops, and Slides. The Most Comfortable Men’s Beach Sandals, Leather Flip Flops & Slides for Men + Free Shipping.

olukai.com

The leather ones with Hawaiian style stitching and the soles, are really cool.

 

[JKoD]

I haven’t honestly read two pages - but… of Ken Byron reads this… two requests. One - primary - SantaDrive ?‍

 

[tzinc]

I wear my Birks with socks when I take the doggie out for a walk on a cold night. But it's dark so no one can see hopefully.

 

[mikethompson]

Me talking to me.
It’s my most productive activity.

 

[jmill208]

Will this thread hang on long enough for the WoodsyBunny ? to arrange the giving of gifts?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Hey now, don’t be putting down the sandals LOL ?

So, funny this conversation comes up, because my wife walked in from work tonight, and brought me home a new pair of sandals, they actually call them slippas out here.

And I do wear socks and slippas all the time. ??

These are all I live in, but damm after years of rubber rubbing on the bottom of your feet it gets rough, my big toes always crack and peel, so I wear ankle cut socks a lot, to make it more, comfy.

As long as you wear some ankle cuts socks then you look cool... LOL

Socks and slippas very local out here. ?

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That's the sort of camel toe I find unattractive! Cannot unsee this.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Hey now, don’t be putting down the sandals LOL ?

So, funny this conversation comes up, because my wife walked in from work tonight, and brought me home a new pair of sandals, they actually call them slippas out here.

And I do wear socks and slippas all the time. ??

These are all I live in, but damm after years of rubber rubbing on the bottom of your feet it gets rough, my big toes always crack and peel, so I wear ankle cut socks a lot, to make it more, comfy.

As long as you wear some ankle cuts socks then you look cool... LOL

Socks and slippas very local out here. ?


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I'm sorry but that reminds me of a scene from Caddyshack involving a hat and a Judge!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I don't even understand you guys. It's winter. If I don't wear socks with sandals, my toes get cold.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

@PipeIT those aren’t sandals, slippers or thongs. They are jandals. And sometimes they are flip flops.

I think they pass those out at prisons in the Bahamas!