Bought me tobacco!
sorry guys, she’s taken.?
sorry guys, she’s taken.?
So My Wife
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I'm guessing she still doesn't know about the magnitude of your stash. 
Exactly! ???I'm guessing she still doesn't know about the magnitude of your stash.
Its a trap, like a trip to the strip club with your wife...
I try to trim it every once in a while.I'm guessing she still doesn't know about the magnitude of your stash.
Oh shoot... that stash. ?
So it’s like her saying it’s fine for me to tell her when I think a chick is hot?
Oh yeah? Well MY wife buys me tobacco AND pipes
Really, great gift though!
Really, great gift though!
Mine has bought me pipes as well. And a 1911 for my birthday once.Oh yeah? Well MY wife buys me tobacco AND pipes
Really, great gift though!
She didn’t get the hint at the Radice I kept texting to her from SPc haha
It’s probably all a trick to get me to smoke the Irish Flake and perish.
logs sent me a sample of that.. It certainly gave me the hiccups. That just means it's working.
Whoa....wait your telling me....someone....married you???? ?
Congrats man! My wife totally stays out of the pipe/tobacco process and it’s probably for the best.......I would end up with a pink flamingo pipe and a years supply of Tim’s Best Liver Twist
. Nah, I think we will stick with buying each other firearms and tattoos!
. Nah, I think we will stick with buying each other firearms and tattoos!
Mine hit me with a pipe once, does that count?
That calls for a "triple W" response, as in, "Wow! Whatta Woman!" ??
You are a lucky man if your wife buys you tobacco. However, never let her buy you a pipe. If she is like my wife, she will think $50 for a pipe is the appropriate price and then she will gift you a cheap and crappy pipe that that you are obliged to smoke in order to avoid offending her. I still have a couple of those pipes - one burns so hot that it is like cupping satan's testicles every time I smoke it. So, just buy your own pipes - you can still lie to her and tell her it cost you $50.
Those Peterson tins without warning labels are obviously fake.
She must have somehow learned to operate a computer and a printer and put tobacco labels on tins of gunpowder. Corona is driving people nuts. Better watch out!
She must have somehow learned to operate a computer and a printer and put tobacco labels on tins of gunpowder. Corona is driving people nuts. Better watch out!
For Christmas she bought me a Pre-Republic Peterson Special (Supreme Quality) Billiard with screw in bone condenser!
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